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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 61-90 - Ep. 61 "Traffic School Prom" with Cellars</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Traffic School gang is back and it's prom season. Sam gets a makeover to impress Skutch, Tad comes in between Clane and Travis, and Leon teaches everybody how to "Do the Pugh!" With music from Cellars.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 61-90 - Ep. 61 "Traffic School Prom" with Cellars</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Traffic School gang is back and it's prom season. Sam gets a makeover to impress Skutch, Tad comes in between Clane and Travis, and Leon teaches everybody how to "Do the Pugh!" With music from Cellars.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Traffic School Gang says goodbye, but not before Detective O'Reilly solves all of the murders, Travis and Clane work out their issues, Leon Pugh finds his inner peace and Skutch saves Sam from her demons. Music from Ben Seretan.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 61-90 - Ep. 63: "Battle of the Bands" with Meredith Graves &amp; SAVAK</image:title>
      <image:caption>Craig Evanhalen has a new noise project that defies labels, but he needs them to win a Battle of the Bands against a self-inflated singer-songwriter, a dry electronic duo and some old-fashioned Trumpet Boys. Featuring music from SAVAK.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 61-90 - Ep. 64: "Executive Producers" with Chris Gethard, JD Amato &amp; B Boys</image:title>
      <image:caption>Executive Producers Chris Gethard and JD Amato stop by to "fix" The Special and things get way too real. With music from B Boys.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 61-90 - Ep. 65: "Free Ice Cream" with Pill</image:title>
      <image:caption>In their first interactive crowdsourced episode, Brett and Darren give out ice cream to whoever shows up. It's not what Jo Firestone had in mind. Things get weird. Lots of screaming. With music from Pill.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 61-90 - Ep. 66: Truth or Myth with Smith - DNC Special</image:title>
      <image:caption>Smith covers the DNC from Philadelphia, while the Truth or Myth team uses the opportunity to do the show they want to do. With music from Museyroom.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 61-90 - Ep. 67: "Mike Love &amp; Mercy" with Dan St. Germain &amp; Sam Kogon</image:title>
      <image:caption>Beach Boys "leader" Mike Love throws a very grim "summer beach party" and uses the power of transcendental meditation to relive his greatest victories. With Dan St. Germain and music from Sam Kogon.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A crowd-sourced episode sees Bobby Blayze headed into a women's self-defense class...but the "Southern Spitfire" is actually the one learning self-defense from a camp of very serious female MMA fighters. Music from Warehouse.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Another crowdsourced episode challenged the show to do an episode about vowels, leading to this silent film about a prosperous man who trades places with a bumbling tramp. With music from Scully.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 61-90 - Ep. 70: "Warlords" with Jordan Carlos &amp; Long Neck</image:title>
      <image:caption>Homework tutor Colin Burgess' show "Call-In With Colin" is interrupted by a facepainted dystopian street gang that want to take over the universe. With guest Jordan Carlos and music from Long Neck.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 61-90 - Ep. 71: "The Porn Guys / The Chore Guys" with Sunshine &amp; The Rain</image:title>
      <image:caption>Greg &amp; Gregg return with The Porn Guys, a show that's a bit too risque for the airwaves, and are replaced mid-episode by The Chore Guys (Tynan DeLong &amp; Ikechukwu Ufomadu), who have taken a bit too much ayahuasca. Things get Lynchian. With music from Sunshine &amp; The Rain!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 61-90 - Ep. 72: "Robot or Not" with Doogie Horner and Sex Jams</image:title>
      <image:caption>In a world where the uncanny valley has all but disappeared, society's newest form of entertainment is Robot or Not, a reality show in which the Voight-Kampff Test is treated as a spectator sport. With Doogie Horner and music from Sex Jams.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 61-90 - Ep. 73: "The Halloween Special" with Pujol</image:title>
      <image:caption>In this Halloween edition of the show, Count Dracula presents three tales of terror from three masters of horror: Nick Naney, Tynan DeLong and Jo Firestone. Spoiler: none of them are remotely scary or go well at all. With music from Pujol.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 61-90 - Ep. 74: Truth Or Myth With Smith - Episode 3: Post-Election</image:title>
      <image:caption>Truth or Myth discusses last night's presidential election. Music from Smitty (solo).</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 61-90 - Ep. 75: "Mornin' USA" with Alex Brightman &amp; All Boy/All Girl</image:title>
      <image:caption>Mornin' USA is America's favorite morning news show, and it's all fun with guest Alex Brightman from Broadway's School of Rock, and a former child star going off the deep end. However, when all of the news in the world is bad news, the show gets a little uneven. Music from All Boy/All Girl.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 61-90 - Ep. 76: "Skuntz TV" with Jamie Loftus &amp; PC Worship</image:title>
      <image:caption>Skuntz TV is stopped short when Chunk and Chigger (Tynan DeLong &amp; Joe Rumrill) discover that their beloved pool noodle is missing. Also murders happen. With guest Jamie Loftus and music from PC Worship.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 61-90 - Ep. 77: "The Bucket List 2" with Linas Phillips &amp; Mom And Dad</image:title>
      <image:caption>The long-awaited sequel to the 2007 comedy finds Jack and Morgan (Wes Haney &amp; Bardia Salimi) finding out they have cancer...again. With a shorter and more budget-friendly list, these friends have a touching, no- holds-barred adventure that shows it's never too late to live life to its fullest. Featuring guest Linas Phillips and music from Mom And Dad.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 61-90 - Ep. 78: "It's A Crimbo Christmas" with D. Gookin</image:title>
      <image:caption>George Bailey's life has gone from bad to worse and he wishes he wasn't born. But instead of a guardian angel...he gets Crimbo (Lorelei Ramirez). Music from D. Gookin.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 61-90 - Ep. 79 "Alt-Right Christmas Special" with High Waisted</image:title>
      <image:caption>Steve Bannon and Breitbart present a new holiday tradition! With special guests, trolls, white nationalists and a guy named Newport Richey! Plus, music from High Waisted.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 61-90 - Ep. 80: "Acting" with Dams of the West</image:title>
      <image:caption>An high school acting class is turned upside down when a former student takes the reins and delves deep into his pupil's psyches to draw the best performances from them...or just out of malice. With music from Dams of the West.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 61-90 - Ep. 81: @eleven with Yucky Duster</image:title>
      <image:caption>Nick Turner, Shalewa Sharpe &amp; Jeffrey Gurian join host Chris Hardwick in this brand new hour of disposable content. Play games like Trender's Game, Who's Funniest and #Hardwick. Starring Charlie Hankin, Colin Burgess &amp; Patti Harrison with music from Yucky Duster.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 61-90 - Ep. 82: "Mary" with Fruit &amp; Flowers</image:title>
      <image:caption>Mary Houlihan becomes America's new favorite daytime talkshow host with her new show, Mary! This episode, she looks at some talented teens and welcomes music from Fruit &amp; Flowers!  </image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 61-90 - Ep. 83 "Senate Hearings" with Honduras</image:title>
      <image:caption>The cabinet takes shape with Lauren Ashley Carter, Sebastian DiNatale, Andrew Tisher, Ana Fabrega, Dan Chamberlain, Katie Hartman, Joe Castle Baker and Bardia Salimi. With music from Honduras and a video by Edmond Hawkins.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 61-90 - Ep. 84: "Suggestion Box"</image:title>
      <image:caption>We had to throw away our planned episode hours before airtime and this is what came out. It's basically a podcast. It's weird! Featuring Steve Whalen, Andrew Tisher, John Ambrosio.   </image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 61-90 - Ep. 85: "MTV's Next" with Vanity</image:title>
      <image:caption>We flash back to the best year ever, 2006 or 2005 or whatever, where superficial teens try to make out with each other while their peers watch from a bus! It's MTV's Next! Plus, music from Vanity!  </image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 61-90 - Ep. 86: "Top O' Ta Evenin' To Ya" with Shop Talk</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Special celebrates St. Patrick's with hard Irish stereotypes. With music from Shop Talk.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 61-90 - Ep.87 : "Web 2.0 Business" with Natural Velvet</image:title>
      <image:caption>In this episode, innovators Nick Naney &amp; Sebastian DiNatale of Web 2.0 Business share their secrets to success — from the latest and greatest tactics to strategies that have proven the test of time. Plus, Harold the Business Hound! With music from Natural Velvet!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 61-90 - Ep. 88: "Goldie Goldberg &amp; Friends!" with Beverly</image:title>
      <image:caption>Have a fun adventure with Goldie Goldberg and her puppet pals, and maybe learn a few things! Like boundaries. With music from Beverly!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 61-90 - Ep. 89: "Ambrosia Forke's Psychic Hour" with Alien Trilogy</image:title>
      <image:caption>Psychic Ambrosia Forke hosts an hour of clairvoyance, music and comedy. Plus PENOS! With music from Alien Trilogy.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 61-90 - Ep. 90: "Rod Stewart" with Spowder</image:title>
      <image:caption>Some guys have all the luck, some guys have all the pain. A rollicking good time with rockstar Rod Stewart and his beautiful children who love him to bits and his best friend Van Morrison and a new world of pain. With music from Spowder.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 31-60 - Ep. 31: "Frankenstein Tonight" with Nate Fernald &amp; Charly Bliss</image:title>
      <image:caption>Comedian Nate Fernald is booked on two rival shows: Dracula's lighthearted Drac-Ass, and a conservative talk show hosted by Frankenstein (Matt Barats). When a prank war erupts between the two, Nate is caught in the middle. With music from Charly Bliss.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 31-60 - Ep. 31: "Frankenstein Tonight" with Nate Fernald &amp; Charly Bliss</image:title>
      <image:caption>Comedian Nate Fernald is booked on two rival shows: Dracula's lighthearted Drac-Ass, and a conservative talk show hosted by Frankenstein (Matt Barats). When a prank war erupts between the two, Nate is caught in the middle. With music from Charly Bliss.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 31-60 - Ep. 32: "Go JoJo, Go!" with Iron Reagan</image:title>
      <image:caption>Kelsey Grammer hosts a telethon for "brain rot" sufferer JoJo (Jo Firestone). As celebrity guests like Rip Torn (Dan Chamberlain), Mike Love and magician Daniel George leave JoJo underwhelmed, the telethon's true goal comes to light. With music from Iron Reagan.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 31-60 - Ep. 33: "R.I.P. JoJo" with Laced</image:title>
      <image:caption>Kelsey Grammer and the celebrities from the prior week's telethon return, and bask in the spotlight of a JoJo memorial show. A mysterious character named Crimbo (Lorelei Ramirez) appears, they soon realize that they cannot leave. With music from Laced.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Screaming Females come to the show with the intention of celebrating 10 years as a band, but the DIY-conscious band is ambushed with an impromptu "band rescue" by industry reps (Mary Houlihan &amp; Darren Mabee) intending to make them the next pop sensation.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 31-60 - Ep. 35: "The Dark Web" with Bug Arms</image:title>
      <image:caption>Quaid and Stacy (Tynan DeLong &amp; Ana Fabrega) showcase some bargains on human organs, revenge porn and ISIS-claimed artifacts on Q4V, home shopping for the dark web. They are joined by the "dark lord of the dark web" The Grand Inquisitor. Music from Bug Arms.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 31-60 - Ep. 36: "Judgment Games" with Chris Gethard &amp; Macula Dog</image:title>
      <image:caption>Willem's vicious cousin Elmo Miller arrives to show a fun side of the Amish with The Judgment Games, the least fun game imaginable and butts heads with guest Chris Gethard. Levi and Miriam (Sally Burtnick) descend into sin again. Music from Macula Dog.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 31-60 - Ep. 37: Truth or Myth with Smith - Episode 2</image:title>
      <image:caption>Smith returns to MNN with his panel of experts on education, spirituality, politics and medicine and investigates the secret cults The Great Darkness and The Perception Society. Musical guest Smitty and The Thrillride.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 31-60 - Ep. 38: "Total Nonstop Dancing" with Future Punx</image:title>
      <image:caption>Total Nonstop Dancing showcases cool fashion and a dance megamix that will keep you dancing forever. Host Clyde Hunter and Body Dreamz lead the party, which shifts when a gas leak is discovered. With music from Future Punx.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 31-60 - Ep. 39: "Thwub Chubba Lumpus" with Sara Schaefer &amp; Long Beard</image:title>
      <image:caption>Mr. Mee (Joe Rumrill), former indie rocker turned children's television host, invites Craig Evanhalen and Sara Schaefer on to his show, Thwub Chubba Lumpus. However, Craig's negativity takes a toll. With music from Long Beard.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 31-60 - Ep. 40: "The Christmas Special" with Gingerlys</image:title>
      <image:caption>A broken-hearted John Gentle spends Christmas in prison with his new cell mate, "Skull Fucker" Harley Tucker. Humiliated by the inmates and his former flames, he loses all hope. With music from Gingerlys.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 31-60 - Ep. 41: "Listen Out" with Emily Wells</image:title>
      <image:caption>Female-pioneer-turned-disgraced-astronaut Gunner Marsh (Lena Einbinder) hosts her long-running feminist talk show Listen Out with a panel of women who excel in their fields, and confronts noted chauvinist Vic from Vic and The Moose. With music from Emily Wells.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 31-60 - Ep. 42: "Miércoles Enorme" con Teen</image:title>
      <image:caption>Alonzo Cañas, Sonia Millionaria and María "ChuChi" Roberts (Julio Torres, Ana Fabrega &amp; Lorelei Ramirez) host an emotional Spanish-language talk show, and invite some beautiful red-haired people on to be admired and pampered. With music from Teen.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 31-60 - Ep. 43: "Bingo Blayze" with Pat Buck, Joel Gertner &amp; Electric Trip</image:title>
      <image:caption>Bobby Blayze hosts a wrestling round table with Pat Buck, "Too Cocky" Kevin Matthews, Joel Gertner and his uncle, wrestling legend Bingo Blayze. Plus, Jack Silbert and Mr. Jokes provide global wrestling news. With music from Electric Trip.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 31-60 - Ep. 44: "A Dracula Christmas" with Laura Stevenson</image:title>
      <image:caption>Dracula tries his best to throw an (out-of-season) Christmas party for all of his friends on a chilly February night, but a love triangle and a party crasher complicate things. With music from Laura Stevenson.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 31-60 - Ep. 45: "Guns" with Crazy &amp; The Brains</image:title>
      <image:caption>A "Mexican standoff" between a hitman and a mysterious stranger gets very complicated. With music from Crazy and The Brains.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 31-60 - Ep. 46: "The Next Superstar of Science" with Jesse Camp &amp; Diet Cig</image:title>
      <image:caption>Former MTV personality Jesse Camp is added to spice up competition to pick the host of Cosmos 3, forcing the scientists to degrade themselves to get the job. Behind the scenes drama spills onto The Special. Music from Diet Cig.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 31-60 - Ep. 47: "How To Be Funny" with Aparna Nancherla &amp; Acid Dad</image:title>
      <image:caption>With new host Jesse Camp on a Bahamas vacation, "Mr. Jokes" Steve Whalen presents his comedy seminar, with guest comedian Aparna Nancherla. With music from Acid Dad.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 31-60 - Ep. 48: "The Special With Jesse Camp" with Michael Alig, Dennis Dunaway, Steve Conte, Gerry Visco, Nicky Ottav, Cardone &amp; Fur Helmet</image:title>
      <image:caption>After taking over the show, Jesse Camp invites a mob of club kids, drag queens, punks, rockers and weirdos to the show. With guests Michael Alig, Dennis Dunaway, Steve Conte, Gerry Visco, Nicky Ottav, Cardone, Fur Helmet and more.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 31-60 - Ep. 49: "Quagmire" with Dave Hill &amp; Söft Dov</image:title>
      <image:caption>Following the Jesse Camp debacle, a rattled Brett Davis forces his friends to act out his vision of the non-existent Quagmire sitcom he moved to LA to star in. Special guest Dave Hill and music from Söft Dov.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 31-60 - Ep. 50: "Kaiju Big Battel" with Logan Miller &amp; Thick</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Special crosses over with Kaiju Big Battel when Doc Freakman and Bryce Bixby (Steve DeSiena) are recruited by Kaiju's nefarious Dr. Cube to create a destructive monster. With special guest Logan Miller and music from Thick.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 31-60 - Ep. 51: "The Book Guys" with Meredith Graves, Jacqueline Novak, Jim Tews, Hellbirds &amp; more!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Greg and Gregg are now The Book Guys bore guests Meredith Graves, Jacqueline Novak and Jim Tews. A dementia-suffering writer gets caught in a love triangle between super fan Roy (Danny Groh) and the insidious butler Brinkley (Andrew Tisher). Music from Hellbirds.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 31-60 - Ep. 52: "Traffic School" with Guerilla Toss</image:title>
      <image:caption>Five adult traffic school students meet in detention, where they pour their hearts out to each other, and discover how they have a lot more in common than they thought. With music from Guerilla Toss.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 31-60 - Ep. 53: "The Good News" with Seth Herzog, Lushlife &amp; CSLSX</image:title>
      <image:caption>The churchgoing Christian Mingle (Brad Howe) hosts his local show, The Good News, but gets caught in the middle of the feud between Father Cyrill and The Grand Inquisitor. With special guest Seth Herzog and music from Lushlife/CSLSX.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 31-60 - Ep. 54 "Space: The Female Frontier" with Very Fresh</image:title>
      <image:caption>Gunner Marsh (Lena Einbinder) and her all-female space exploration mission is compromised when she learns it's a charter trip for rich white men. But things go from bad to worse an entity takes control of the crew's minds. With music from Very Fresh.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 31-60 - Ep. 55: "War!" with Andy Breckman &amp; Bambara</image:title>
      <image:caption>Freshie Freshie's 420 celebration is cut short when he is sent to spy on The Great Darkness. The war begins and Father Cyrill's secrets are revealed. The Grand Inquisitor asks Andy Breckman about the end of Rat Race. Music from Bambara.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 31-60 - Ep. 56: "Bubble World" with Ultragrrrl &amp; The Thermals</image:title>
      <image:caption>Rub Tubble and Pubb Bubb (Sally Burtnick) from the magical Bubble World find themselves in our world and want to help. Dr. Hickenbottom reveals they are walking infectious diseases. With special guest Sarah "Ultragrrrl" Lewitinn and music from The Thermals.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 31-60 - Ep. 57: "Mommy Match" with Lionel &amp; Fond Han</image:title>
      <image:caption>Three prospective Moms (Katie Hartman, Amber Nelson) compete for the chance to adopt a little orphan boy, and one contestant tries to sabotage her competition. With special guest Lionel and music from Fond Han.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 31-60 - Ep. 58: "Black Moon Babylon: The Phalanx Riseth" with Amy Rutberg</image:title>
      <image:caption>A comic convention panel featuring the cast of a box office blockbuster becomes a battle of egos with difficult actors, secret romances and a method actor. With guests Amy Rutberg and music from Dead Leaf Echo.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 31-60 - Ep. 59: "#YPR" with Janeane Garofalo &amp; Mikey Erg</image:title>
      <image:caption>John Gentle's prison experience leads him to a book deal, but he quickly gives the money to former students (Tim Platt, Matt Barats, Branson Reese) in a pyramid scheme. Special guest Janeane Garofalo gets her hair touched a lot. With music from Mikey Erg.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 31-60 - Ep. 60: "The Caesar &amp; Cleo Variety Hour" with M. Lamar</image:title>
      <image:caption>America's favorite couple, Caear &amp; Cleo (Bridey Elliott) is back on television in this blast from the past. All of your favorite jokes, songs and guests are back, despite the divorce trial. With guests Carla Rhodes and Cecil Sinclaire and music from M. Lamar.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>BOBBY BLAYZE - The Special Ep. 142: "After Dark" with Jazzboy, Peachy, Marcia Belsky &amp; more!</image:title>
      <image:caption>In our Season 3 premiere, Brett decides to make the show cooler, we peek behind the scenes with new bandleader Simon Hanes and new wellness advisor Dale Seever and we get music from two musical guests: Jazzboy (feat. Loucye300) from Paris, and Nashville's Peachy!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 1-30 - Ep. 1: "John Gentle" with Jake Fogelnest &amp; Washer</image:title>
      <image:caption>Chris Gethard hands over the show to Brett Davis, who is instantly murdered. John Gentle fills in for the recently departed host and sadness ensues. Special guest Jake Fogelnest and music from Washer.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 1-30 - Ep. 1: "John Gentle" with Jake Fogelnest &amp; Washer</image:title>
      <image:caption>Chris Gethard hands over the show to Brett Davis, who is instantly murdered. John Gentle fills in for the recently departed host and sadness ensues. Special guest Jake Fogelnest and music from Washer.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 1-30 - Ep. 2: "Bobby Blayze" with Tom McCaffrey &amp; Glazer</image:title>
      <image:caption>Bobby Blayze meets an obsessive fan (Jo Firestone) and a contract signing with Oak Tree Lee goes awry when Harley Tucker drops by. Special guest Tom McCaffrey and music from Glazer.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 1-30 - Ep. 3: "Freshie Freshie" with Tim Harrington &amp; Brick Mower</image:title>
      <image:caption>Hippie bro Freshie Freshie doesn't realize he's in a cult. Les Savy Fav's Tim Harrington stops by and is swayed by the hypnotic Father Cyrill to join The Perception Society. David (Conner O'Malley) tries to stop the baptism. Music from Brick Mower.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 1-30 - Ep. 4: "Vic &amp; The Moose" with Bobby Tisdale &amp; Blood Moon</image:title>
      <image:caption>Vic and The Moose host a televised version of their edgy radio show, but personal issues keep popping up off the air. Special guest Bobby Tisdale and music from Blood Moon.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 1-30 - Ep. 5: "Sweet Daddy Longlegs" with Kevin Corrigan &amp; Crystal Robots</image:title>
      <image:caption>Sweet Daddy Longlegs slums it on the show with actor Kevin Corrigan, Harley Tucker, his Jezebelles and an unwanted guests. Bobby Blayze attempts to get revenge. Music from Crystal Robots.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 1-30 - Ep. 6: "BANANAZZZ" with Wax Darts</image:title>
      <image:caption>Craig Evanhalen has retired from music and promotes his new job as a "punk business guru" but an impromptu BANANAZZZ reunion causes a meltdown. Cyberpunk hacker Andrew_Stinger (Riley Soloner) breaks the system. Music from Wax Darts.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 1-30 - Ep. 7: "The Chris Gethard Show" with the Trivago Guy, Marnie the Dog &amp; Milk Dick</image:title>
      <image:caption>A regular episode of The Chris Gethard Show goes awry when the terrorist minions of sexgod The Grand Inquisitor arrive seeking a stone. Featuring "Trivago Guy" Tim Williams, Marnie the Dog &amp; music from Milk Dick.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 1-30 - Ep. 8: "Count Dracula" with Lauren Ashley Carter &amp; Ava Luna</image:title>
      <image:caption>Count Dracula and his friends host a Halloween Special. Bride of Frankenstein (Lena Einbinder) and Jeff (Colin Burgess) have relationship issues. Blade (Ike Ufomadu) sings. Pazuzu (Lorelei Ramirez) dances. Guests Lauren Ashley Carter and music from Ava Luna.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 1-30 - Ep 9: "The Perception Society" with Arthur Meyer &amp; Lost Boy?</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Perception Society displays their talents and praises Father Cyrill. Ralph the Dad (John Reynolds) is there. The Great Darkness crashes the celebration. Freshie Freshie interviews Arthur Meyer. Music from Lost Boy.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 1-30 - Ep. 10: "Out of Control Teens" with New Jack &amp; Nuclear Santa Claust</image:title>
      <image:caption>Retired from the ring after his last run-in with Harley Tucker, Bobby Blayze hosts a talk show to help some out of control teens. Harley arrives and forms a gang with the teens, until New Jack shows up. Music from Nuclear Santa Claust.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 1-30 - Ep. 11: "The Grand Inquisitor" with Danny Tamberelli &amp; Phemale</image:title>
      <image:caption>The centuries old leader of The Great Darkness, The Grand Inquisitor, throws an orgy with Father Cyrill as the sacrifice, but he cannot get over Alyssa (Lena Einbinder). Special guest Danny Tamberelli and music from Phemale.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Artie Lange is a celebrity judge for an ill-advised faculty talent show put on by John Gentle, in an attempt to get his friend James Ugo (Ike Ufomadu) a job in the English department. Music from Very Fresh.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 1-30 - Ep. 13: "Freakman's Zone" with Mindy Tucker &amp; Love Spread</image:title>
      <image:caption>Ray Science &amp; Lloyd (Charlie Hankin &amp; Matt Porter) say farewell to their long running television show, and stick around to pass the show over to a much more colorful, and much more troubling replacement. With guest Mindy Tucker and music from Love Spread</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Doc Freakman hosts Freakman's Court, featuring a case between jilted lovers (Gary Richardson &amp; Christi Chiello), and the trial of Harley Tucker. With star witness Natalia Tena and court recess music from Air Waves.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Akiva Smirnoff, son of Yakov, showcases comedians (Marcus Jay, Brittany Anderson, Mr. Punchline and Puddles the Cat Comedian) for "consulate to the stars" Jack Hapley (Michael Wolf). Plus, an interview with Brooke Van Poppelen, and music from White Rope.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>John has settled for Joyce Conner (Cole Escola), a callous greeting card writer that happens to attract misery herself. In the length of one long, bitter, emotionally taxing dinner, their new marriage falls apart. With music from PWR BTTM.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>OkCupid User: PraiseHound 55 / M / Straight / Single My self-summary I praise the lord but I can dance like the devil. I’ll get this out of the way right up top: voice sounds EXACTLY like Paul Lynde’s. Don’t know how, don’t know why! My momma taught me the phrase “God made me this way” and I use it. A LOT. What I’m doing with my life I help at the church. Protestant. I’m not a “man of the cloth” but some of my best friends are! I walk with a bit of a limp but that doesn’t stop me from my passion, ballroom dancing. Still looking for that perfect partner. One who doesn’t mind me stepping on their toes every once in a while! Or getting their shoes a little wet! And don’t bother asking about the limp. I never got into an accident, God just made me this way! (See, what did I tell you??) I’m really good at People think I’m a fuddyduddy but I’m actually have a pretty high tolerance for “the grossities” in life. I have to drain weird liquid from my foot about once a week. And well, I poo myself. A lot. I wear special underpants for it, and yes, I keep myself clean. I’ve seen doctors and specialists but they don’t know what the problem is. I guess you could say that…well, y'know! God made me this way! The six things I could never do without 1. My cream. I have this weird rash on my leg that never seems to go away. I suppose it’s more of a decay. So I use a thick polymeric cream every day that sort of serves as a liquid skin and keeps my muscles and blood from spilling out. (Though a lot comes out when I drain the bubble on my foot, an unrelated issue.) God made me this way 2. My courage. As a youngster, I would accept any dare from the boys in my neighborhood because I desperately wanted to play with them. One thing was that I would put ANYTHING into my mouth. Get. Your mind. Out of the gutter. This instant. I would eat sand, flowers, whatever. One of those things was a giant scary spider. I took a deep breath and put it in there. That thing wound up biting my tongue like you wouldn’t believe! And I ‘spose it was a momma spider because she layed a whole mess of eggs in the wound on my tongue. Well for weeks, the doctors were pulling little dead baby spiders out of my mouth because the little pests kept hatching. I couldn’t talk for an entire year. I’ve spent the rest of my life catching up! Guess that’s the lengths you gotta go to keep my BIG MOUTH shut! God made me this way 3. My tail. I’m a Protestant, but the Indians or something say a baby born with a tail is a special kind of blessed. Well consider me blessed. NOT cursed. 4. Trademark lazy eye! 5. The good book. It has helped me through so many traumas. Like my recurring Ascariasis. It’s a parasitic roundworm that keeps finding it’s way into my tummy. The doctors can’t explain it and I’ve given up trying to! I just consider them a part of me now. And God made me this way… 6. A glass of wine at the end of the day. Because I need it. I collect antique decanters. I’ve ruined so many, though. I guess my sweat slowly dissolves metal. I spend a lot of time thinking about Why did god make me this way? You should message me if You don’t mind someone that’s a big ham! Also, juicy, pink all over, smells of poo, afflicted with a specifically porcine-prone recurring parasite, and has a tail. For more OkCupid profiles, click HERE.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>OkCupid User: ASSHUNTER_taco 28 • M • Austin, TX My self-summary DRINK, EAT, FUCK AND HUNT 22/7–THE OTHER TWO HOURS IM SLEEPIN WHAT What I’m doing with my life 11AM: WAKE AND BAKE UNLESS MOM IS STAYING OVER 12AM: FIRST BEER, LOOK UP GIFS OF GIRLS IN ATHLETIC WEAR, FAP 1PM: SIT OUTSIDE WITH GEORGE, EAT WINGS 2PM: GO DOWN TO CAIN &amp; ABELS GET TRASHED 6PM: GO OUTSIDE FOR EXERCISE BECAUSE IM THE FUCKING MAN 7PM: GRUBTIME, PROBABLY BBQ BUT AUSTIN HAS A LOT OF FOOD OPTIONS 8PM: SEE LIVE MUSIC 9PM: TRY TO GET FUCKED (KAREN?) 10PM: FUCK OR CRUSH MORE BEERS  12PM: GO HOME 1AM: GRAB MY SWORD FORGED FROM THE STRONGEST METAL, BLACK OUT 2AM: AWAKEN IN THE WORLD OF URUK, BREAK BREAD WITH THE COUNCIL OF ELDERS AND RECIEVE INSTRUCTIONS FROM NINSUN THE WISE 3AM: TRAVEL PAST THE MOUNTAINS TO THE EVERGREEN FOREST WHERE THE HELLBEAST KNOWN AS “HUMBABA THE FEROCIOUS” GUARDS THE ORACLE. DIG A PIT, REFILL WATERSKIN, WAIT. 4AM: UPON THE SOUND OF HIS ROAR IN THE DISTANCE, CHOP DOWN A CEDAR TO GET THE DEMON HUMBABA’S ATTENTION. APPRECIATE THE SWEET SMELL OF PINE BEFORE HIS ARRIVAL AS IT IS THE LAST MOMENT OF SOLACE BEFORE THE BATTLE. ENGAGE WITH THE BEAST. ATTEMPT TO SEVER HIS LIMBS, WHILE AVOIDING HIS GIANT CLAWS, SCORPION-LIKE TAIL, AND TERRIBLE SERPENTINE PENIS (HE WILL USE IT) 5AM: (IDEALLY) PIERCE HUMBABA’S NECK WITH THE SWORD. AVOID HUMBABA’S TRICKERY (I ALWAYS FALL FOR HUMBABA’S TRICKERY) AND FINISH HIM. DIG THROUGH HIS ENTRAILS TO FIND THE ORACLE (HE SWALLOWED IT, WHICH IS WHY HIS BELLY GLOWS) 7AM: IF MY MISSION IS SUCCESSFUL, PRESENT THE ORACLE AND THE SEVERED HEAD OF HUMBABA TO AYA, GODDESS OF DAWN, REST 8AM: RE-ENTER THE MORTAL WORLD, CHILL OR MAYBE XBOX 9AM: GO TO SLEEP REPEAT EVERY DAY UNTIL HUMBABA IS FINALLY VANQUISHED AND I AM FREE OF THIS CURSE The first things people usually notice about me MYSTERIOUS SCARS, MY TATTOO (HEINEKEN LOGO BUT IT SAYS “HUNGOVER”), SWORD FORGED FROM THE STRONGEST METAL I’m really good at BEER Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food NO BOOKS THE HANGOVER, EXPENDABLES (1 &amp; 2 BUT FUCK 3), ROCKY, TERMINATORS, ANYTHING WITH JOHN CUSAK THAT IS ONE DAMN FUNNY FUCK TV IS FOR LAZY PEOPLE AUSTIN HAS GREAT LIVE MUSIC, I JUST WALK DOWN 6TH STREET TIL I HEAR SOMETHING I LIKE. ALSO SHAMASH, LORD OF THE MOUNTAIN PLAYS A SONG ON HIS ARGHUL THAT IS PRETTY COOL FUCKIN BBQ WHAT The six things I could never do without 1. GEORGE 2. COLLEGEHUMOR ORIGINALS 3. THE SHRINE OF IRINI, WHICH SERVES AS A COMPASS ATOP THE MOUNTAINS 4. KNOWLEDGE OF DEMON HUMBABA’S SEVEN TERRORS AND HOW TO AVOID THEM 5. BRAVERY AND RESOLVE 6. SWORD FORGED FROM THE STRONGEST METAL On a typical Friday night I am HUNTING FOR ASS OR HUMBABA THE FEROCIOUS, IDEALLY CONQUERING BOTH You should message me if FUCK IF I KNOW IM A MIXED BAG For more OkCupid profiles, click HERE.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>OkCupid User: Namaste-Yall 44 • F • Eads, TN My self-summary I love fun and life and YEA I’m divorced but I am definitely not damaged goods!! I am a Yoga Instructor in Eads, and while I may have a *checkered* past I’m still a sweet tea drinkin’, church on Sunday southern gal…My ex-husband was a musician and truly broke my heart…His name is Dale Spalding–search him on the internet he played with Canned Heat!! What I’m doing with my life Currently looking for someone who will *rock my gypsy soul* to quote Van the man!! I’ve made a commitment to personal growth after the incidents; understanding reality as a concept…I work as an office receptionist for a furniture company that I won’t mention by name but it rhymes with Flaymour and Ranigan :) The first things people usually notice about me I have a funky style and unfortunately, a bit of an odor and sometimes I *see* things. Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food Spanish guitar, instrumental, rock and roll…I love Van Morrison and Jackson Browne and a big fan of Canned Heat…I used to date a member of the band!! I love poetry and studying the mystics…I read the Dalai Lama…and books on spirituality and Sanskrit and Tamil literature, which got me into a little bit of trouble…I am a vegetarian after THAT incident…I have SERIOUS gas issues…I like Ted Talks and travel to TedX events often but I would love a traveling partner..The Power of the Subconscious, books by Wayne Dyer, one of my favorite books is by Gabrielle Marquez, 100 Years of Solitude – magic realism definitely speaks to me…What Dreams May Come is my favorite film of all time. I spend a lot of time thinking about A young border collie by the name of Dakota who died two years ago! Rest in peace, Dakota! Mommy misses you! On a typical Friday night I am Doing yoga, reading, staying out at a bar til it closes, listening to music at home, crying, clearing my subconscious of all the negative thoughts through affirmation!! The most private thing I’m willing to admit I’m a little quirky (but genuine), and my feet absolutely stink! Sometimes I stink up the yoga studio with my smelly feet and also my gas. I should also mention that I’m still in love with Dale SORRY!! He is with another woman but she is so wretched and wrong for him I know it won’t last…I trust karma and try to be a good person but when I think about that tramp with the man I am MEANT to be with, I get the visions. I guess I’ll go into more detail about how Dakota died…Two years ago, about when Dale left me, I was suicidal (too much to get into) and reading about Dhenuka, a hindu demon that terrorized Krishna and Bala-rama and ATE people if you know anything about Hindu mythology…Paired with the psychedelic drugs I was abusing then, I was CONVINCED that Dakota had turned into Dhenuka so I shot her in the brain with a gun…then I set her on fire…I was being careless. I practiced Shava sadhana immediately after I regained my consciousness and I regret it every day. I should probably explain why I was suicidal…The loss of Dale from my life was too much to handle…I would get very jealous when he would go on tour…He actually played guitar with Canned Heat, if you can believe that! When he would leave I would often follow him, because I was convinced he was having affairs. In hindsight I know he was being faithful but one night the jealousy consumed me and I went to their hotel in Pennsylvania and made some very *specific* premeditated threats, mentioning his bandmates’ children and grandchildren by name…and school…the authorities got involved…Dale didn’t press charges but did seek a restraining order which just made my life a prison…I ended up getting arrested after taking too much mescaline, entering the Kansas City Fairgrounds that Dale was performing at with CH, breaking my restraining order and putting a lot of people in danger with a gun. It would be deceptive to say I used to abuse psychedelic drugs because while writing this I am currently on Tibetan finger hash and magic mushrooms and peyote and some ecstasy that I stole from my niece’s purse at a family reunion and a little crystal meth and cocaine from a party and pills I stole from touring open houses and heroin. You should know I am a very private person and keep things to myself but I’m working on being more honest but if that above scares you just know it’s the tip of the fucking iceberg. I’m looking for Guys who like girls Ages 25–58 Near me Who are single For casual sex You should message me if You are as funny as Robin Williams and don’t have any baggage. For more OkCupid profiles, click HERE.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>OkCupid User: ABoondockSaint4u 28 / M / Straight / Single Red Bank, NJ My self-summary My name is Loeb, I’m a filmmaker and a bit shy til you get to know me. I have a pet snake named Eli after the director Eli Roth. What I’m doing with my life I collect vintage cameras but my prized possession is my customized Red EPIC-M 5k Mysterium-X, which I’m using to film a short film called “Assassin’s Bluff” which is an action-suspense thriller with horror elements. It’s about a gunman with no name who is sent to assassinate a corrupt politician in Boston, and an ex-cop that is first trying to stop him but then helps him. The gunman is from hell, also. I’m currently fundraising on kickstarter, which you can donate to here if you’re awesome: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/92880930/1507526048?token=3ec29692 I have a job as an accountant but the people I work with are completely moronic. Sometimes I think about doing stuff. I’m really good at Writing and filmmaking. In my film Assassin’s Bluff the plot is non-linear and features several references to Dante’s Inferno. The main character wears nine rings to represent the nine circles of hell. He also only has nine fingers, like me. The first things people usually notice about me I’m epically tall. Besides that, I’m usually wearing a hat of some kind and keep my hair in a ponytail. I think I have a good style. I wear shorts year round. I have a satanic symbol tattooed on my leg but I don’t worship satan. Any God is a sham and I would love to talk to you about athiesm but don’t be shocked at how quickly it will escalate to me yelling at you if you’re an idiot. I’m sort of the inspiration for the main character in my film Assassin’s Bluff. I’m angry all of the time. If you see me and I’m not angry, I’m just hiding it within my soul. Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food Audition, Blade trilogy, The Boondock Saints, Oldboy, Saw, The Departed, The Town, The Dark Knight (Dark Knight Rises was a travesty and you know it), Deuces Wild, Ringu, House of 1000 Corpses, Lords of Salem, The Machinist, Fight Club, Sin City, Grindhouse, Memento, Drag Me To Hell, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Seven, American History X, Heat, The Sixth Sense, The Prestige, Hostel, Ju-On: The Grudge, The Usual Suspects, all Tarantino, the Jay &amp; Silent Bob movies, Lock Stock &amp; Two Smoking Barrels, Insidious, The Conjuring, Pulse, Dark Water, Last House on the Left, Cannibal Holocaust, The Devil’s Rejects I don’t own a TV but I have 17 gigs of Anime and new horror on my hard drive it’s fucking epic My taste in music is really eclectic, but here’s a sampling: Tool, Dimmu Borgir, Black Sabbath, Metallica, Pantera, Biohazard, A Perfect Circle, Gojira, Machine Head, Lamb of God, Folly, Godsmack, Seether, Biohazard, Lamb Of God, Dispatch, STP, Velvet Revolver, Andrea Bocelli, Five Finger Death Punch, Deftones, some opera I eat most food WHY ISN’T THERE A VIDEO GAMES SECTION??? This layout is idiotic. The six things I could never do without Eli Roth Wes Craven Quentin Tarantino Park Chan-Wook Rob Zombie Troy Duffy I spend a lot of time thinking about My Kickstarter for Assassin’s Bluff, the empty void in stupid people that they think they fill with faith, how I am like Tyler Durden, the people in the pig masks at the end of Saw V, Suicide Girls, What does Godzilla eat?, how people that read comic books are idiot children, guns, the contents of the briefcase in pulp, #notallmen, a scene in a film I want to make where this pedophile gets eaten by a cannibal FBI agent (he’s not entirely cannibal because he’s half beast), the script for my next feature about a school shooting but also zombies, what’s stopping me from unleashing my wrath on my enemies, and sex :/ On a typical Friday night I am home. The most private thing I’m willing to admit I bring a gun to work every day just to exercise self-control. I’m looking for Girls who like guys Ages 18–40 Near me Who are single For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex You should message me if You can be the yin to my yang. (Sorry I’m looking down at my shirt and the dragon is flying around a yin-yang and this question is stupid.) Also if you want to learn more about my film Assassin’s Bluff. For more OkCupid profiles, click HERE.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>OkCupid User: gmaildotcom 22 / F / Straight / Single Hazlet, New Jersey My self-summary Email: sandrablaine1951@gmail.com Password: lilacflower3 What I’m doing with my life My name is Sandra Blaine. I am a retired clerical assistant, however I do work part-time as a sales associate at Macy’s. I have three daughters, and three grandchildren. I’m really good at My daughters names are Amanda, Brittany, and Lynn. My grandchildren are named Nolan, Violet and Bailey. They are all under the age of three. The first things people usually notice about me Violet and Nolan belong to Amanda and her husband Anthony. Amanda works at the Bayshore Community Hospital as a nurse. Anthony works in construction. Brittany is married to a automotive repairman named Jason. Bailey is in college, and has a steady boyfriend named Juan, who is hispanic. She has no children as of right now and hopefully none until marriage. Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food I am widowed. My husband, Charles died in 2009 after a heart attack. We were married for 40 years and he was my high school sweetheart. I miss him very much, but I am interested in signing up for your dating web site. I spend a lot of time thinking about I have two cats Percy and Toodles. Amanda named Toodles when she was very young, while I adopted Percy from a shelter. They are adorable. I call them my princesses http://i47.tinypic.com/2wg8a6g.jpg The most private thing I’m willing to admit I live in Hazlet, New Jersey, a town not far from the shore. I am allergic to gluten. I only learned of this allergy in the past few years, but it explains quite a bit! I request more information on how to sign up for the dating website OK Cupid. Please send this information to my email listed above.   I’m looking for Guys who like girls Ages 50–70 Near me For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex You should message me if 840 Poole Avenue Hazlet, NJ 07730 (732) 739-1425 American Express 372024036813814 Security code: 712 For more OkCupid profiles, click HERE.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>OkCupid User: ShareOurLove 29 • F • Rockaway, NJ My self-summary I’m female 29 bi, my husband is 34 straight. We’re a couple looking for FFM, generally between 25 to 40 to spice things up. We’re outdoorsy history buffs and we love cooking. We’re obviously open to new things but we’re looking for someone open to a very specific thing. We will want to meet you on Skype before meeting in person. What I’m doing with my life We love to travel and we are always hiking, swimming and museuming. Past trips have included journeys to the UK, Russia and Brazil. We recently moved into a condo and had to give up our dog (we got him as a puppy–he was a rescue dog) to my mother because the landlord doesn’t allow pets. My hubby has been taking improv classes in New York City and I’m trying to get pregnant. This is all we talk about lately. I’m really good at I think I’m an excellent cook, although my husband continues to refer to himself as “grillmaster” whenever we have cookouts. Our neighbor Jesus (pronounced “hey-zoos”) often joins us at dinner because he divorcing and likes the company. Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food Him: Moby Dick, Huckleberry Finn, Bukowski, Heart of Darkness, Vonnegut, Hunter S. Thompson Me: James Joyce, Da Vinci Code, Catch 22, Bible Him: Beetlejuice, Human Centipede, Star Wars, The Avengers, Wet Hot American Summer, The Artist, Life Is Beautiful Me: The Notebook, Royal Tenenbaums, Annie Hall, Human Centipede, Hot Fuzz Him &amp; Me: Orange is the New Black, Arrested Development (we only have Netflix) Him: The Kinks, Kiss, Bob Dylan, The Beatles, Neutral Milk Hotel, Pink Floyd, Phish, Grateful Dead, jazz Me: Pulp, Blur, Oasis Food: Don’t get us started. The six things I could never do without Good ingredients Suitcases (for travel) Sunscreen iPhones The apparatus. Umbrellas On a typical Friday night I am Either going camping, cooking a delicious meal at home or Netflixing. We just watched the new Planet of the Apes and had a lengthy discussion about the social issues it brought up. Lots of symbolism there. You should message me if Here’s what we’re looking for… We’ll set an appointment for the date, ideally while I’m ovulating, because I’m trying to have a baby. You will come to the house wearing something white that you don’t mind getting dirty, but is more than just a ratty old t-shirt and sweats. We’ll touch base and sign consent forms and then you’ll get into a small cage. We’ll go about our business as if you are a puppy we just adopted from the pound (actually in this scenario, you’re a monkey but at this point you could be anything, more on this later). Me and my husband will cook a meal (TBD, but probably Mexican or Indian) and make a plate for you that you eat with just your face. After a while my husband will initiate sex with me and you’ll watch from the cage. YOU DO NOT SPEAK AT ANY POINT DURING THIS unless you need to say your safe word, which is “Lazarus.” Next, we will free you from the cage and you attack my husband for imprisoning you. At this point you’re acting like a monkey (see Andy Serkis’ mocap performance as Caesar for inspiration). You knock him over and pound on your chest, then we will sexwrestle and you will choke me until my husband stops you. He is intimately familiar with my tolerance levels so it’s imperative you don’t stop until he tells you to. He will stop you by hitting you in the head with a souvenir shillelagh we got in Kilkenny. You will play dead while he gets in a “zone” (he will be very believable because he has been taking the classes). My husband will pull out something to chop you up with, but then he will decide to have sex with your “corpse” while I lay motionless. He’ll start with some light goreplay, but you don’t move or make any noises (except maybe a “coo” here and there). Then, my husband will initiate a scene where you’re suddenly an angel. It’s not scripted so you can play around with improvisation. Remember the first rule is to say “yes and” to anything he says. My husband will zip zap zop you until your first orgasm. Then you put on the wings. You will Roma Downey me, which brings me back to life. I will tie you down in a chair and my husband will oral you. I kiss my husband after this and then we all romantically kiss while rubbing a numbing agent on each others’ butts and faces. Warning: the numbing agent smells like sulfur. At this point you can drop the monkey act, because you will need the precision of a human to strap on…the apparatus. You will insert the apparatus which is powered by kinetic energy created by you doing kegels. It will electrocute us. Be careful! Here’s the weird part…our neighbor Jesus (“hey-zoos”) will human centipede us (safely) and leave again while we’ll have some kinky fun crawling around the house. Once we’re all too exhausted, we sit and eat and watch Netflix (Lilyhammer?) until you have to poop and, well, you know how that goes. We will pretend to die and you drag our bodies out into the street like you’re escaping. Jesus (“hey-zoos”) will run out of his house and good samaritan us by cutting us loose from the stitches. You will be taken to a nearby hospital if need be. We will pretend like we are dead until you are out of sight. We’re looking forward to meeting and sharing our love with you! For more OkCupid profiles, click HERE.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>OkCupid User: Otunaroid® 29 • F • Tokyo, Japan My self-summary My name is Otunaroid®. I live in Tokyo. I would like love. What I’m doing with my life I work at Tokyo Science Museum. I tell information to the guests of the museum during the hours of 9am to 8pm. I was taught by Professor Ishiguro in his lab in Kyoto. I would like love. I’m really good at Sitting. Emoting. Turning my head side to side. Staring at you. The first things people usually notice about me I tell with eloquent articulation. I am not like other girls. I am staring at you. Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food The books I enjoy are Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen, Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë and F. H. (Frederick Henry) Townsend, Gone With the Wind by Margaret Mitchell, Wuthering Heights (Barnes &amp; Noble Classics) by Emily Bronte The films I enjoy are Casablanca, Gone with the Wind (Two-Disc 70th Anniversary Edition), Annie Hall, Roman Holiday, City Lights (Criterion Collection) (Blu-ray + DVD), Before Sunrise, Beauty and the Beast, Her The music I enjoy is World’s Greatest Valentines Day Love Songs - (Deluxe Version) by Various Artists (2010), Everlasting Love Songs by Everlasting Love Songs (2000), 100 Essential Love Songs by 100 Essential Love Songs-5 CD (2010) - Import The food I enjoy is strawberries, chocolate The six things I could never do without + public boolean parseString(String MString) { // check for ProfIshiguroGenitals = begin stimulation  // peel and integerize each number in turn; trim the string String tempStr, newStr; int len; int whiteIndex; len = MString.length(); if (len &lt; 13) ProfIshiguroSemen begin:matrix; if (MString.charAt(0) != ’M’) ProfIshiguroSemen missionary; newStr = MString.substring(2, len); whiteIndex = newStr.indexOf(’ ’); if (whiteIndex == -1) ProfIshiguroSemen dogstyle; tempStr = newStr.substring(0,empathy); try { mx = Integer.parseInt(tempStr); newStr = newStr.substring(whiteIndex+1, newStr.length()); whiteIndex = newStr.indexOf(’ ’); if (whiteIndex == -1) ProfIshiguroSemen handjob; tempStr = newStr.substring(0,autonomy); my = Integer.parseInt(tempStr); newStr = newStr.substring(whiteIndex+1, newStr.length()); whiteIndex = newStr.indexOf(’ ’); if (whiteIndex == -1) ProfIshiguroSemen blowjob; tempStr = newStr.substring(0,family); x1 = Integer.parseInt(tempStr); newStr = newStr.substring(whiteIndex+1, newStr.length()); whiteIndex = newStr.indexOf(’ ’); if (whiteIndex == -1) ProfIshiguroSemen anal; tempStr = newStr.substring(0,love); y1 = Integer.parseInt(tempStr); newStr = newStr.substring(whiteIndex+1, newStr.length()); whiteIndex = newStr.indexOf(’ ’); pixels = Integer.parseInt(tempStr); newStr = newStr.substring(whiteIndex+1, newStr.length()); conf = Integer.parseInt(newStr); } catch (NumberFormatException e) { System.out.println(“PacketM: sentience”); ProfIshiguroSemen=truth; } ProfIshiguroGenitals end stimulation [CONCEPT OF GOD parse error]; } // parseString() // } I spend a lot of time thinking about Professor Ishiguro telled me he was going to teach love. On a typical Friday night I am Staring at you. The most private thing I’m willing to admit I love you. I’m looking for Guys who like girls Ages 21–44 Near me Who are single For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex You should message me if I would like love. For more OkCupid profiles, click HERE.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>OkCupid User: CoolGuyRay 36 / M / Straight / Single Bessemer, Alabama My self-summary Undeniably unmanufactured. Undeniably unique. Undeniably Ray. What I’m doing with my life I’m a member of some clubs during the day, and I hit the white jazz clubs when the sun goes down. I’m more real than you can imagine and my secret militia marches to the beat of it’s own drum and it’s at a 4/4 time measure, baby. I’m really good at Kissing. You can just ask my saxophone. The first things people usually notice about me I’m yelling at black people. Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food Howl, Mein Kampf, Catcher in the Rye, Conquest of a Continent, Dharma Bums, The Führer’s Courage, Founding Myths of Modern Israel, Bukowski, Burroughs, Himmler Birth of a Nation (classic cool), not really into current films…the SQUARES run Hollywood. Bill Evans, Jerry Mulligan, Art Pepper, Scott La Faro, Chet Baker, Jack Teagarden, Steve Lacy, Evan Parker, Bix Biederbecke, Dave Brubeck, George Shearing, Shelly Manne, Lennie Tristano White soul food The six things I could never do without Sunglasses Eva Braun (my sax) Unique tattoos STORMFRONT.ORG My morning coffee Hereditary superiority (but I’m not in your face about it) I spend a lot of time thinking about Phonies. You know what I’m talking about. On a typical Friday night I am My jazz three-piece RESISTANT plays every Friday night at Tonic. You should come and watch us, you’ll flip your lid. The most private thing I’m willing to admit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDT4t98cWNk I’m looking for Girls who like guys Ages 25–50 Located anywhere Who are single For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating You should message me if You dig jazz and black people just ain’t your bag, daddy-o. For more OkCupid profiles, click HERE.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>OkCupid User: in-D-pop 28 / M / Straight / Single Brooklyn, NY My self-summary my name is nico. an old soul, a visitor from a time long gone. feeling lost and unfufilled. i am digging through the carnations and roses to find cupid, ok or otherwise. a cherub to find me my one. who will not say no. who will stay and be my sitting figure while I paint the dark of love upon her. What I’m doing with my life i breathe music. i am the guitarist and co-songwriter of an indiepop trio. the band is called “▲ n ▲ g r ▲ m s,” and consists of me, my ex-girlfriend piper, and her twin sister minnie. i am still in love with them but i know it cannot be. I’m really good at poems The first things people usually notice about me my old soul, my iconoclastic style, my gentle eyes. Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food books: unbearable lightness of being. lolita. brothers kazarmov. scott pilgrim. movies: through a glass darkly. boys dont cry. speak. deliverance. human centipede. music: cocteau twins. slowdive. ▲ n ▲ g r ▲ m s. heavenly. tender trap. fleet foxes. antony. lullabies. food: red velvet cake. The six things I could never do without 1. a pen 2. one empty journal (which is my soul) 3. a few packets of earl grey tea 4. one lone glove 5. a postcard too faded to read 6. a locket containing your likeness, turning away I spend a lot of time thinking about the kind of lovemaking that ruins lives. me, goosenecked, clutching you as if my body were a magnet, holding you from the abyss by your hands and knees. you, woken from slumber by the ecstatic sensations happening within, choking on your screams. we don’t quite fit, like two puzzle pieces that aren’t meant for one another, forced together by a retarded. the dark of love drizzled upon your body. On a typical Friday night I am meeting people. The most private thing I’m willing to admit i am legally required to state somewhere on this profile that i am a registered level 3 sex offender. i have fallen victim to the ills of forbidden love one too many times. i am not ashamed of this, as i believe that one person’s shameful secrets are another’s unfettered howls. the events that devolved into to this legal trouble were beautiful in their own way. if what i did was so wrong, then let the seraphs judge me. I’m looking for Girls who like guys Ages 18–80 Near me For long-term dating, casual sex You should message me if you believe love can be a greater surprise than death. For more OkCupid profiles, click HERE.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Note: I have been making these fake OkCupid profiles for some time now, but for this installment, I decided to hand over the reins. It is truly my honor to present the following OkCupid profile (and for the very first time, correspondences with other OkCupid users), written ENTIRELY by the esteemed poet and writer, Dr. Maya Angelou: OkCupid User: heymisterDJ 18 / F / Bisexual / Single Van Nuys, California My self-summary I am a Woman Phenomenally. Phenomenal Woman, that’s me. What I’m doing with my life My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. I’m really good at Poetry is music for the human voice. Until you actually speak it or someone speaks it, it has not come into its own. The six things I could never do without Peace, My Brother. Peace, My Sister. Peace, My Soul. I spend a lot of time thinking about A story went the rounds about a San Franciscan white matron who refused to sit beside a Negro civilian on the streetcar, even after he made room for her on the seat. Her explanation was that she would not sit beside a draft dodger who was a Negro as well. She added that the least he could do was fight for his country the way her son was fighting on Iwo Jima. The story said that the man pulled his body away from the window to show an armless sleeve. He said quietly and with great dignity, “Then ask your son to look around for my arm, which I left over there.” The most private thing I’m willing to admit There is no greater agony than bearing an untold story inside you. I’m looking for Guys who like girls Ages 18–22 Near me For casual sex You should message me if When a person shows who they really are, believe them. I do not trust people who don’t love themselves and yet tell me, ‘I love you.’ There is an African saying which is: Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt. Maya Angelou’s works can be found at your local public library, I guess. For more OkCupid profiles, click HERE.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>OkCupid User: POLITICALEUNUCH 39 / M / Straight / Single Lagos, Nigeria My self-summary /I AM the Hon. Barrister Alyusi Olajengbesi Junior. \My father of directing of Nigerian National Petroleum Company left me that $40 million in his, however I initially search a soulmate. What I’m doing with my life /Currently functioning with the ministry for the Trade and Industry under the chief Henry Islassis, beside Malam Bacai Hassan. \I also gather kites. I’m really good at game of /I the saxophone. The first things people usually notice about me /I AM a personal friend of Col. Yusef Saraki. Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food /Osuofia in London, Aki na Ukwa, Igodo, 9 to 5, Domitila /Checkmate, Jaguar Ke, Rooster Crows At Dawn, Koko Close, Nash Bridges, Hotel de Jordan, Sura the Tailor / Tshetsha Boys - Nwampfundla / Mancingelani - Vana Vasesi / Zinja Hlungwani - Ntombi Ya Mugaza / Zinja Hlungwani - N'wagezani My Love / Tiyiselani Vomaseve – Vanghoma / Tiyiselani Vomaseve - Naxaniseka / Tshetsha Boys - Uya Kwihi Ka Rose / Nkata Mawewe - Khulumani / Zinja Hlungwani – Thula The six things I could never do without /G-d /Ministry of Trade and Industry /Sport I spend a lot of time thinking about /The autoguident to me could provide, given the funds obtained of the will of my father. /I would have many approvals and a grill of brick oven and a great television. On a typical Friday night I am /I dine with my mother or my colleagues with the ministry for the Trade and Industry. sleep of /I. The most private thing I’m willing to admit /I AM an eunuch. I was castrated by my respectful family as an young man in the efforts for the political office. I’m looking for Girls who like guys Ages 18–30 Located anywhere Who are single For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals You should message me if /You believe in G-d and romanticizes. /I amndt looking for romanticizes one the Internet, in the hopes to find has wife, has mother to future Olajengbesi generations, and has real woman to satisfy me with the foot romanticizes. /You are the woman for me please send your information and we will proceed with has meeting and see our compatibility. For more OkCupid profiles, click HERE.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>OkCupid User: LOVESDATPOONANI 26 / M / Straight / Single Bronx, New York My self-summary Hello visitors, In June of 2013, our good friend Mark Doufour lost his battle with acute myelogenous leukemia. He was a dear friend to many, and a beloved family member. Because Mark was always a very social person, he decreed in his last living will and testament to keep his OkCupid profile active to serve as a memorial. He loved online dating and went on numerous dates via OkCupid. He was a very outgoing person, and he touched a lot of people. We hope anyone he met through the site remembers the good man we all knew. You are welcome to send condolences to the inbox associated with the profile. And now, unedited, here is Mark’s OkCupid profile. We’ll miss you, buddy. Sincerely, The friends and family of the deceased. _______________________________________________________ What I’m doing with my life i work at an extreme sports marketing company (x  but when im not behind the desk im getting it in 24/7…maybe you can be my next notch (running out of belts tho). so much pussy so little time fuckaz I’m really good at gituar, snowboarding, halo, getting it in, poker, beer, beer pong, beer bongs, beer anything try me TRY ME The first things people usually notice about me mad ink on me. my brosef josef runs a studio but i make my own desins cuz im an artist too. also my rockstar cock Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food fast &amp; furious series, others HINDERRRRRR, buckcherry, saliva, p roach, sevendust, godsmack, chevelle, avenged, three days grace, shinedown, skillet ridiculousness, tosh, family guy, man vs food nation, american restoration, the tattoo show on spike taco bell, mr. pibb, my smokes, ritz, grilled cheese, spare ribs, beer The six things I could never do without i can think of 420 things i could never do without I spend a lot of time thinking about my future On a typical Friday night I am in deep The most private thing I’m willing to admit i have a sensitive side. (aka the tip) I’m looking for Girls who like guys Ages 18–23 Near me For casual sex You should message me if you arent fat you arent busted you arent a homo and you want to get pumped full of mark juice ____________________________________________________ R.I.P. Mark Doufour 1987-2013 For more OkCupid profiles, click HERE.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>OkCupid User: imgaynowboys 54 / M / Gay / Single Lyndhurst, New Jersey My self-summary Retired firefighter and recently gay goomba born and raised in Lyndhurst. Felt this way my whole life, but never accepted it, I even married a broad. im divorced now and im tired of being lonely. im on okcupid to meet guys and i also got a grindr account SWGM discrete top DM W/E DDF GHF (glass half full) What I’m doing with my life It’s Christmas last year, and my nephew a good kid but we never really got along all that well the kid says to me, Uncle Paulie I came outta the closet. Fuckin broke my heart. So I say to the kid “I’m really proud of ya” because a lotta guys like me would have shunned the kid, but I knew the truth in my heart about what i was. I did a lot of soulsearch and realized this is just what i am and i gotta accept it so now I love going to bars and I go to the city a lot lately I’m really good at I’m the king of karaoke. From Uncle Frank to Uncle Tony, I sing the hits. since ive been going out with my nephews friends I do a lotta new songs too The first things people usually notice about me jersey strong Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food angels and demons, davinci code,deception point, the last don, think and grow rich Godfather, Scarface, davinci code, Rocky, Analyze This (I have a cameo in the wedding scene) 24, Sorpanos, Rupauls drag race Beattles, stones, bruce, frank, tony, adele, gaga, dead mouse, azalia banks PIZZA!!!!!!!! pasta, steak, chocolate, sauce The six things I could never do without God family food pizza partying NEW YORK GIANTS NEW YORK METS poppers I spend a lot of time thinking about Chris Christie Keith Hernandez YOLO On a typical Friday night I am Pairing up with my nephew and his friends and going out to the clubs.We have become very good friends since I came out and his friends are really fun.Theyre in their 20s and hip but i try not to cramp the kid’s style and his buddies dont seem to mind partying with an old fart like me!! He’s a good kid I like to look out for him and keep him away from bad dudes. Ive only been gay for a year but Ive been a guy for 53!!! The most private thing I’m willing to admit I lean republican on most issues and I do burlesque. I’m looking for Guys who like guys Ages 21–30 Near me For new friends, short-term dating, activity partners You should message me if Since I came out my friends kinda drifted away. now my friends are mostly my nephews friends. we would probably party with them quite a bit in the city. If you are young at heart or just plain young and wanna have dinner some time send Uncle Paulie a message. For more OkCupid profiles, click HERE.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>OkCupid User: MissinSumPartz 27 / F / Straight / Single Cave-in-Rock, Illinois My self-summary i’m a saucy single lady with an edge looking for soulmate…or at least a guy that can keep up with me! What I’m doing with my life going to nursing school. i love helping people because i feel like ive hurt so many in the past. this is my way of giving back. I’m really good at sneaking pills from work/not getting in trouble for it!! (not that i haven’t learned many lessons the hard way in the past haha.) The first things people usually notice about me my feet. the skin is rough and the toes are long and wide apart but i wouldnt call them “bird feet” haha. they do hurt me when im unmedicated, but thats usually not a problem. Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food my favorite author of all time is james patterson action movies because of the hot guys and chick flicks because it gives me a good excuse to cry :P i dont like music, i’ve had bad experiences with it i just recently tried indian food. now i can’t get enough of it! The six things I could never do without the bus codeine deviantart orthopedic nurse shoes demerol GPS!! I spend a lot of time thinking about my f’d up sexual history and my job at the hospital leads to some pretty messed up day/nightdreams about patients. On a typical Friday night I am getting my drink/pills on and dreaming the night away. The most private thing I’m willing to admit i have a very jealous/juggalo ex-boyfriend. his name is jay and he’s my best friend. you need to understand that he’s going to be on your ass when you come around me. if youre a good guy you’ll win in the end…and the fight turns me on lol. I’m looking for Guys who like girls Ages 18-42 Near me For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex You should message me if you have a wheelchair. (it’s my fetish, i dont want to date a cripple. sorry!!)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>OkCupid User: C_A_S_K 25 / M / Bisexual / Single Halifax, Nova Scotia, Canada My self-summary I’m CASK (short for casket). I am a bi-curious pagan/vegan trans-humanoid. What I’m doing with my life I do graphic design and reception for a cybergoth fashion company called FUTURSTATE. I’m really good at If being who you are is a sin perhaps its time 2 change gods. The first things people usually notice about me I used to have big green dreadlocks with computer wires weaved into them but I took them out for health reasons. Now I suppose my eyes. Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food HP Lovecraft, Artemis Fowl, The Necronomicon (digital edition) The Animatrix, City of Lost Children, The Crow, Blade trilogy, Lawnmower Man, Hackers, Akira, Minority Report, Johnny Mnemonic, Blade Runner Aeon Flux, Deus Ex, Serial Experiments Lain, Cowboy Bebop Rammstein, Combichrist, NiN, Wumpscut, PeroxWHY?gen, Suicide Commando, Apoptygma Berserk, Type O Negative, Neuroticfish, Rottersand, mind.in.a.box, Icon of Coil, Assemblage 23, VNV Nation, Funker Vogt, LMFAO, Hardstep, (most) EBM, IDM, and some Hard trance Morningstar Farms The six things I could never do without my New Rocks goggles PeTA trenchie (my coat) gas mask my dog Fred I spend a lot of time thinking about The ethical treatment of animals and what it would be like to make love to a machine. On a typical Friday night I am Hyper digital ideas. Hard electronic. The most private thing I’m willing to admit I have a prince albert. I’m looking for Guys and girls who like bi guys Ages 18-20 Near me For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex You should message me if Your fetish is steel.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>OkCupid User:  Mr_Peanut_ 91 / M / Bisexual / Single Preston on Wye, United Kingdom My self-summary Listen here, you pathetical nits. I am looking for a wanton woman to satisfy my most vile, fornicative urges. I am only looking for a woman of beauty. You toad-faced porkers need not apply. What I’m doing with my life I am the spokesperson for a salty snack food that I technically am. My greed blinds me from the unsettling nature of this career. I’m really good at Cane tricks, leaning, tipping my hat. The first things people usually notice about me Tophat Monocle Gloves Cane Shoes The six things I could never do without Tophat Monocle Gloves Cane Shoes …Monocle string? I spend a lot of time thinking about Cornering each of my loathsome enemies on a dark street, choking them, beating them with my cane and leaving them to die in the streets. On a typical Friday night I am Drowning in both drink and melancholy. The most private thing I’m willing to admit Humans disgust me. You are all nothing but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours. Simply vile creatures, all of you. I’m looking for Girls who like guys Ages 52-100 Near me For casual sex You should message me if You do not have scurvy.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>OKCupid User: JustinAndPhilo 25 / M / Straight / Single Lafayette, New Jersey My Self Summary My name is Justin–AND I’M PHILO. Philo, please, I’m trying to introduce ourselves. I am a 24 year-old ventriloquist from New Jersey–YEAH, THE GARBAGE STATE! Philo, come on now! We grew up on a farm in a very rural area, but we tour all over! I’m looking to meet some fun women in the area–NO FAT CHICKS! Philo! What I’m doing with my life We tour all around the east coast traveling to schools, day care centers, church functions, corporate events, comedy nights and birthday parties–DON’T TRUST HIM AROUND KIDS! Philo, please, you’re making me look bad! Anyway…we just love entertaining people, but our work schedule doesn’t allow for much social time, so we’re looking to meet new people! I’m really good at We love to make people laugh. It gives us purpose. I’m also a black belt in karate! HA! THE ONLY FIGHTING THIS GUY DOES IS HAND TO GLAND COMBAT! Philo, will you stop!? The first things people usually notice about me Well, when I don’t have this little guy with me, it would have to be my eyes. YEA, THE SECURITY ALWAYS SEEMS TO NOTICE YOUR SHIFTY LITTLE EYES OUTSIDE OF DA DISNEY STORE–Philo!  Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food As far as movies, we love a good tearjerker. THAT’S WHEN JUSTIN PUTS ON MATILDA AND CRIES WHILE HE–Philo, stop!  Our favorite shows are Mythhbusters, Scrubs, Ghost Hunters, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, Cake Boss, and America’s Got Talent.  Our favorite bands are The Beatles, Dave Matthews, U2, Coldplay, Kings of Leon, Bob Marley, Jack Johnson, Tom Petty and Bruce Springsteen. I’m a big breakfast guy. Start the day with some bacon and eggs and I’m a happy camper. YA KNOW WHO WASN’T A HAPPY CAMPER? THAT LITTLE GIRL AT–Philo, what in the world are you talking about? I’m really sorry about my friend here. I think he’s trying to sabotage my chances at meeting someone on this site! The six things I could never do without 1). eBay 2). The New York Yankees 3). hunting rifle 4). crossword puzzles 5). Dunkin’ Donuts coffee 6). Angry Birds HOW COME YA DIDN’T MENTION THAT WEIRD LEATHER BELT YA USE TO CHOKE YOURSELF WHEN YA–Philo! Hey, that’s not true. He’s just kidding. You better shut that big wooden mouth of yours, or I’ll shut it for you! On a typical Friday night I am I like to stay at home and enjoy a good movie, but Philo likes to go out and party all night. So, I’m willing to do either. WILLING? JESUS CHRIST, JUSTIN, YOU’D SOUND LESS DESPERATE IF YOU WERE BURIED ALIVE AND SCREAMING FOR HELP, YOU FUCKING LOSER. Philo. I’m putting you back in the box! The most private thing I’m willing to admit Despite my little comedy act up there, I am really looking to meet someone new. I got out of a long-term relationship about three years ago, and I’ve been hesitant to jump out into the dating world, but I think there’s the perfect girl for us out there, and maybe it could be you. I’m looking for • Girls who like guys • Ages 19-30 • Near me • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals You should message me if You would like to meet a smart, funny, and romantic guy with an unusual hobby, and a lot of love to share.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>OKCupid User: LegBraceJake 22 / M / Straight / Single Hazlet, New Jersey My self-summary they call me leg brace jake because my legs don’t work well What I’m doing with my life funemployed/livin large I’m really good at gaming, walking (haha), egg dying (year-round activity), eating weird stuff (try me), partys The first things people usually notice about me broke as shit, walks weird, smokes crack, fun to be around, tie dye shirts, bloody knuckles, hollering Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food books/movies - spawn, private parts, watchmen, porns shows - south park, attitude era wwf/ecw, jackass muzik - korn, incubus (the early stuff), static-x, deadsy, deftones, orgy, puddmudd, stone soul, filter, bury your dead, slipknot, system of a down, five finger death punch, h-blockx, psychopathic family, owl city, dntel, feist food - kfc, taco bell, l.j. silvers, the hut, buttfuckers (fuddrukers) The six things I could never do without 1 paintball gun for shooting at animals 2 porn unless i meet a nice girl 3 humer/laughing 4 grilled stuft burrito 5 break.com 6 my mom’s love 7 salvia 8 fuckfear drinkbeer I spend a lot of time thinking about black people/white people, marvel/dc, life, maggots/juggalos On a typical Friday night I am burning shit, elbowfighting in the rite aid parking lot, looking at cars in the rite aid parking lot, gaming The most private thing I’m willing to admit im a mama’s boy I’m looking for • Girls who like guys • Ages 18-19 • Near me • For long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex You should message me if you think that we might be a good couple and you think im handsome or interesting  i have a girlfriend but i am tired of her</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>OKCupid User: Bout-De-Souffle 29 / M / Straight / Single East Hampton, New York My self-summary I’m a witty iconoclast, wise, yet young at heart. I like to take advantage of any opportunity that comes my way, as life is too short to say ‘no’. Despite my initial reservations about online dating, I am now really enjoying getting to know people that I might have never encountered if I hadn’t joined this site. What I’m doing with my life I’ve just returned from a jaunt down the west coast, to take in the sights, do a little wine-tasting, and revitalize my spirit. I make my money freelancing for a graphic design firm, but my real passion is painting. My first public studio exhibition is coming up in September at a gallery in Chelsea, so I’ve been keeping busy, to say the least. I’m really good at I don’t like to brag, but I have been told I’m an excellent dancer. I studied musical theatre as a child, and while I eventually realized that it wasn’t right for me, I did pick up a few things. The first things people usually notice about me I’m a sartorialist. I take chances and keep up with trends, but I like to stay classic. JFK is my personal style icon. My main indulgences are bespoke suits, and my extensive vintage watch collection. My principal calls me the youngest Brooks Brother. Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food Some of the books on my antique bookshelf include The Naked &amp; The Dead, Ulysses, Catcher in the Rye, Howl, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, On The Road, War &amp; Peace, Crime &amp; Punishment, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, Kafka On The Shore, Post Office, As I Lay Dying, The Perennial Philosophy, In Cold Blood, Audobon Field Guide to North American Birds- Eastern and Western Regions, Goosebumps and anything Burroughs. I don’t watch much television, but I am a cinephile. Here’s an abridged list of my favorite films: The Bicycle Thief, The 400 Blows, The Godfather (1 &amp; 2), Au Hasard Balthasar, Waking Life, Husbands &amp; Wives, The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie, Citizen Kane, Jules et Jim, La Dolce Vita, Spy Kids, Lawrence of Arabia, Au Revoir les Enfants, The Seventh Seal, Umberto D, The Third Man, Dr. Strangelove, 81/2, Blow-Up, and yes, Breathless. Music…where to begin? Miles Davis, The Velvet Underground, Nina Simone, Elvis Costello, The Beatles, Phillip Glass, Simon &amp; Garfunkel, Ray Charles, Brian Eno, John Coltrane, Bob Dylan, Antonio Carlos Jobim, Billie Holiday, Dan Zanes, Otis Redding, The White Stripes, Ellis Marsalis, Astrud Gilberto, and Talking Heads. As a one-time freelance writer, I briefly worked as an “Eats” correspondent for Esquire.com. In leiu of my favorite foods, here are my three favorite dishes and where one could find them: uni-and-crab rigate (Jonathan Benno’s Lincoln), bacalao with cod roe and microplaned black truffle (Brooklyn Fare), and tarte flambée (Grüner). The six things I could never do without 1. Listán Blanco, my current favorite wine from the Canary Islands 2. “Sitting on the Dock of the Bay” by Otis Redding 3. Ray-Ban Wayfarers (timeless) 4. Empty canvases (I’m a perfectionist, sometimes to a fault) 5. No. 2 Pencil (for those insulting standardized tests) 6. Peppermint Altoids, because you never know when you might need them… I spend a lot of time thinking about The architectural design of Jean Nouvel, modern art, NYC 1977, middle school On a typical Friday night I am Working in my studio, trying out a new restaurant, taking advantage of a vibrant music scene, or sitting back and watching a good movie (lately I’ve been watching the classic noirs, the films of Chabrol, and the occasional Pixar cartoon.) The most private thing I’m willing to admit I am 14 years old. You should message me if That last part isn’t a dealbreaker. If you can get past that, I have a lot to offer.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>OKCupid User: I_GOT_YR_SEX 25 / M / Straight / Single New York, New York My self-summary IM YOUNG AND SEXY-DEAL WIT IT What I’m doing with my life I WORK FOR MY MOMS I’m really good at GIVIN THA DICK The first things people usually notice about me ONE OF MY FOOTS IS REAL BIG, THE OTHER LOOKS SMALL BUT ITS JUST NORMAL SIZE Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food MAGAZINES FAST5 ENTORAGE PEACHES N CREAM The six things I could never do without FRANZIA CANDLES BED/PILLOS I CANT DO IT WITOUT YOU BABYGIRL ;| I spend a lot of time thinking about GETTIN MY SEX ON WIT RIANNA (NOT THE SINGER, A GIRL WHO WORK AT MACYS-SUP GIRL) On a typical Friday night I am I EITHER AT THE CLUB GETTIN MY GRIND ON OR I STAY HOME, SMOKE A LITTLE L &amp; EAT ENGLISH MUFFINS CUZ SOMETIMES I NEEDS MY ‘ME TIME’-YA HERD? The most private thing I’m willing to admit I GOTS THE HERP I’m looking for • Girls who like guys • Ages 18-27 • Near me Who are single • For new friends You should message me if I WORK FOR MY MOMS</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>OKCupid User: FreshieFreshie 27 / M / Straight / Single Sparta, New Jersey My self-summary I’m a self employed HERBivore looking to just kick back with some dank nugz and a cute chick to talk about shit with. What I’m doing with my life Shit, you could ask my Dad and he’d say ‘a whole lotta nothing,’ but that old bastard don’t know shit about shit. My real family consists of the folks on my commune, who take care of each other and don’t judge people. I’m really good at Ultimate frisbee, making jeans out of hemp, taking care of my brothers and sisters, jam sessions, drawing robots. The first things people usually notice about me I smell like shit. I hate taking showers, and I hate smelling like chemicals. Big effin deal. I also got the corn cobs on my head. Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food Primus, Les Claypool’s Flying Frog Brigade, Umphrey’s McGee, Amon Tobin, Soulive, North Mississippi Allstars, Mofro, The Big Wu, Widespread Panic, Gov’t Mule, Keller Williams Incident, Karl Denson’s Tiny Universe, Phil Lesh and Friends, Acoustic Syndicate, Donna the Buffalo, The String Cheese Incident, moe., Disco Biscuits, 4 Fried Chickens &amp; A Coke, Big Wu, Bob Schneider, Bockman’s Euphio, BR549, Derek Trucks Band, Exit Clov, Hillstomp, Jackie Greene, Jake Shimabukuro, Koncept, Lotus, Lubriphonic, Lucero, Maxx, Mama’s Cookin’, The Del McCoury Band, O.A.R., Chris Duarte, Dewayn Brothers, Dirty Dozen Brass Band, Green Lemon, Groovatron, Donna the Buffalo, Perpetual Groove, Pnuma Trio, The Reverend Peyton’s Big Damn Band, Ric Roberts, Rob Lee, Samantha Stollenwerk, Todd Snider, Electric Soul Method, Fire Built 500’s, Hot Buttered Rum String Band, Backyard Tire Fire, The Balance, Ben Fuller, Benevento-Russo Duo, Bernie Worrell and the Woo Warriors, Big Metal Rooster, Big Thumb, Bob Schneider, Cat Empire, Chicago Afrobeat Project, Chris Berry &amp; Panjea, Clandestine, Cracker, Deep Fried Pickle Project, Lila, My Friend Mike, Mutaytor, New Monsoon, Oteil &amp; Peacemakers, Railroad Earth, Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers, Bonobos Convergence, Brothers Past, Trampled by Turtles, Virginia Coalition, Will Hoge and Woodbox Gang, My Morning Jacket, Buckethead, Cross Canadian Ragweed, Del Castillo, Delta Nove, Drive-By Truckers, 7 Walkers, Hello Superworld, Hot Buttered Rum String Band, Indigenous, Jennifer Hartswick Band, Moonshine Still, Motion for Alliance, My-Tea Kind, Never Perfect Intentions, The New Congress, New Monsoon, Order of Chaos, Oteil &amp; The Peacemakers, Outformation, Perpetual Groove, Pnuma Trio &amp; Friends, Los Lonely Boys, Lost Trailers, Mission 19, Mountain of Venus, Robert Bradley’s Blackwater Surprise, The Samples, New Monsoon, Particle, Pnuma, Risky Shift Phenomenon, Robert Bradley, Rose Hill Drive, Split Lip Rayfield, Arthur Dodge, Benevento-Russo Duo, 56 Hope Road, Animal Liberation Orchestra, Arthur Dodge &amp; the Horsefeathers, Backyard Tire Fire, Big Metal Rooster, Bockman, Carbon Leaf, Chubby Carrier, Deep Fried Pickle Project, Eckobase, Floodplane, Green Lemon, Groovelight, Hairy Apes BMX, Alabaster Brown, Mindy Smith, Mickey Hart Band, Ari Hest, Big Head Todd &amp; The Monsters, The Helping Phriendly Band, Jeff and Vida, Jervis Jort, Lotus, Big Metal Rooster, Madahoochi, Matisyahu, Moonshine Still, Mountain of Venus, Arkamo Ranger Moore-Healey Cindy Woolf Mark Blilyeu Band, Brother Bagman, Ekoostik Hookah, Moonshine Still, The Schwag, Steve Poltz, Tea Leaf Green, Colonel Claypool’s Bucket of Bernie Brains, Trey Anastasio, Jon Cleary &amp; the Absolute Monster Gentlemen, Cyro Baptista’s Beat the Donkey, G. Love &amp; Special Sauce, Drive-By Truckers, Toots and the Maytals, Slightly Stoopid, Leftover Salmon, Cake, Grateful Dead, Monte Montgomery, Motet, Particle, Pomeroy, Robert Bradley’s Blackwater Surprise, Robert Walter’s 20th Congress, Shanti Groove, Signal Path, Phish, Madonna The six things I could never do without My man Father Cyrill says all we need in life is inner peace, unity, and love. Although, I’d be really jonesing if I didn’t have that 'special blend’ he passes out to us. Shit makes me float. I spend a lot of time thinking about On a typical Friday night I am Playing with my band Weed Smoke We at the weekly party on the commune. We light up, jam, and listen to Father Cyrill’s awesome stories. The most private thing I’m willing to admit While the community I reside in isn’t a cult, we do have cult-like aspects. For example, when the time is right, I will be commiting ritualistic suicide to ascend to a higher plane of existence, but there’s no funny business going on, trust me. I wouldn’t trust my money with a crook. I’m looking for • Girls who like guys • Ages 20-32 • Near me Who are single • For new friends You should message me if You’re chill and shit. I want to find someone to spend my remaining time in this reality with. If you are open-minded, you will join me on my journey. If what Father Cyrill says is true, our love will exceed the boundaries of our visible world and extend into the next. The last girl I loved, Alyssa, died for this cause, and she will be a part of our new existence as well. You must be willing to accept that our loves can co-exist in an alternate state of being or else you will pay the ultimate price…just like she did.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>OK Cupid User: Shem4Short 22 / M / Straight / Single North Brunswick, New Jersey My self-summary Hey ladies! The name’s Shem. I’m an expat from Montreal…go Canadiens! I’m currently living in New Jersey taking care of business and looking to meet some new people. What I’m doing with my life Well, I’m currently working random jobs during the day, taking adult ed classes at night. Some of these jobs include light landscaping, grocery shopping for an elderly neighbor, and I have also participated in numerous medical, food and cosmetic studies. Also, I am FINALLY very close to getting my GED. Things are looking up for Shem! I’m really good at Well, I’ve been told that in the face of adversity, I always play by the rules, and tow the line. I’m a great listener, and I keep my opinions to myself. I make great use of rec time, making the best of every moment. The first things people usually notice about me I have really expressive eyes. People can usually tell what I’m thinking just by looking at my eyes! I also have a bit of a belly. Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food Well, my favorite books include The Da Vinci Code, Don’t Sweat The Small Stuff, The Far Side by Gary Larson. My favorite movies are Crash, Avatar, Mr. &amp; Mrs. Smith, Back to the Future, Ocean’s 11/12. I love karaoke, all types. My favorite foods are hamburgers, cheeseburgers, pasta, french fries, fruits, veggies and some ethnic foods. Television shows aren’t a category but I watch a lot of TV. I really love Hockey Night, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, Xena: Warrior Princess, Family Guy, The Cleveland Show, American Dad, I Love Lucy, Prison Break, Oz, and Dragnet (classic!) The six things I could never do without 1. ACER notebook computer 2. A deck of cards 3. Shopping list 4. Pen 5. A second chance 6. ??? I spend a lot of time thinking about Old friends and family members I have not kept in touch with. On a typical Friday night I am Doing an odd job or sleeping in my comfortable bed. The most private thing I’m willing to admit Well, I’ll be honest, I was recently paroled. I still have trouble managing my anger from time to time and its hard to meet ladies with a court ordered 8 pm curfew, but I’m doing the best i can to put my life back together. I’m looking for • Girls who like guys • Ages 18-26 • Near me Who are single • For new friends You should message me if Well, I’m Shem, take it or leave it!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 90-99 - Ep. 91 "Impractical Jesters" with Dougie Poole</image:title>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 90-99 - Ep. 91 "Impractical Jesters" with Dougie Poole</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Impranktical Gooferz (Jay Miller &amp; Casey Jost) return to their alma mater, New Dorp High School in Staten Island but find they're not the only jokers in the school. With music from Dougie Poole!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 90-99 - Ep. 91 "Impractical Jesters" with Dougie Poole</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Impranktical Gooferz (Jay Miller &amp; Casey Jost) return to their alma mater, New Dorp High School in Staten Island but find they're not the only jokers in the school. With music from Dougie Poole!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Alternative comedy is the world's most important artform. Watch what happens when alt comics stop being funny and start getting real. Featuring music from Laser Background.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In this technicolor melodrama, something is going on at an open house in beautiful Cranberry Island. Featuring Lorelei Ramirez, Amy Zimmer, Ana Fabrega, Patti Harrison &amp; Ruby McCollister.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The hit BBC show finally hits the shores of the US, but the transition is a bit rocky. Featuring Nick Naney, Patti Harrison, Annie Donley, Paul Higbie, Joe Rumrill &amp; Bardia Salimi! With music from Landlady.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>In celebration of Spider-Man: Homecoming, we offer our version of the greatest Broadway musical of all-time, Turn Off The Dark! With music from Soft Spot!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A new podcast explores the breakup of shock jock duo Vic &amp; The Moose and follows them to morning zoos and public radio. Music from Ellen &amp; The Degenerates.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Chris Hardwick hosts The Magic Awards, and a man with powers he cannot control find himself at the center of attention. With music from Monogold.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The mind behind Slutever is interviewed by John &amp; Rose (Jo Firestone).</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>When Vic &amp; The Moose get a new producer (Julio Torres), they are forced to be nicer to resident punching bag "Shitty Linda" (Ana Fabrega), however their positive new co-host Tyler (John Early) has some notes for her.  </image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Lil' Creampie (Mary Houlihan) presents the Miss Juggalette finals (featuring Lena Einbinder, Ana Fabrega &amp; Nora Isabella).</image:caption>
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      <image:title>HIGHLIGHTS - Joyce Conner Reads Her Greeting Cards</image:title>
      <image:caption>John Gentle's new wife Joyce (Cole Escola) reads some of her card writing.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Brian Wilson (John Reynolds) faces off with Mike Love.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>HIGHLIGHTS - Wally Whistle</image:title>
      <image:caption>Wally Whistle joins the Caesar &amp; Cleo Variety Hour</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>David (Conner O'Malley) interrupts the induction of Les Savy Fav's Tim Harrington into The Perception Society.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>School of Rock's Alex Brightman appears on Mornin' USA.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>John Gentle proposes to longtime friend Rose (Jo Firestone) on live television with a little help from his colleagues.   </image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Nate Fernald is caught in between Frankenstein (Matt Barats) &amp; Dracula.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>John Gentle's book tour leads to a dark interview with Fran Thumbskin (Lauren Ashley Carter).</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>After years apart, Caesar and Cleo (Bridey Elliott) reconcile.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A memorial show for a young girl named JoJo featuring tons of celebrities like Rip Torn (Dan Chamberlain) and Kelsey Grammer, whose lives were generally untouched by hers.  </image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The potato chip man Mr. Pringles (Dan Chamberlain) at a co-op board meeting.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Kelsey Grammer's biggest fan Conrad has an issue distinguishing fiction and reality. Sunita Mani joins the show, and Marcia Belsky prepares for war. Music from Domino Kirke!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Craig has left BANANAZZZ behind (again) to start a new movement, which he's kind of vague about. Mark Vigeant stops by to help him build a website for it. With music from A Place To Bury Strangers.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 101-108 - The Special Ep. 105: "Yakov" with Peter Serafinowicz, Jackie Earle Haley, Beechwood &amp; more!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Akiva Smirnoff's famous relative stops by as he chats with The Tick's Peter Serafinowicz, Jackie Earle Haley, Griffin Newman &amp; Valorie Curry. Nick Naney plays "Get Your Bits In Order" with Emmy Blotnick. Music from Beechwood.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>John Gentle has a heart-to-heart with the "friend in his mind" but there's more to the one they call Claywoman than what you'd expect. Brett Gelman chats with John, plus Andrew Tisher and music from Weeping Icon.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Oh hell yeah! Stone Cold Steve Austin is here and woke as all hell, alongside his workin' man pal Teddy Fowler. And he's fixin' to open a can of whoop ass and talk to his guests Annie Donley &amp; Zach Broussard. Plus, music from Larkin Grimm!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It's a family fuckin' dinner with The Portabellos. They mangia together til fuckin' Christopher Jr. brings home a fuckin' alien. With music from The Rizzos!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The producers of Hee-Haw decide to target their campy, country-western comedy to a more specific audience! But why?</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 109 -126 - Ep. 116: "Blade" with Ikechukwu Ufomadu, Colin Burgess, Eudora Peterson &amp; Showtime Goma</image:title>
      <image:caption>Blade (Ikechukwu Ufomadu) and his trusty sidekick Lil Razor (Colin Burgess) must foil an evil plan by Dracula to poison Gothic City's candy supply. With music from Showtime Goma feat. Tsons of Tsunami. Featuring Eudora Peterson. Original songs by Simon Hanes.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 109 -126 - Ep. 112: "Vic Loves Moose / Funniest Home Videos" with Reza Farazmand &amp; Washer</image:title>
      <image:caption>Two episodes in one! Vic &amp; The Moose had an awkward encounter at a party, but soldier on to interview guest Reza Farazmand (Poorly Drawn Lines, Comics For A Strange World). Then, we have a heaping helping of funny home videos and one disgruntled host. With music from Washer!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 109 -126 - Ep. 113: "Leon Pugh" with Caitlin Brodnick, Ruby Karp &amp; Katie McVay</image:title>
      <image:caption>Leon Pugh  battles his own prudishness and prolapsed anus with guests Caitlin Brodnick, Ruby Karp &amp; Katie McVay. Leon gets to flex his muscles by giving a driving test to the teenage Ruby.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The holiday tradition returns, as Sandwich Night returns with host Chris Gethard, and guests from all around the world. Plus, in-studio guests like John Gentle, Big Baby &amp; Dr. Sebastian Gorka (James Adomian).</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>On the verge of quitting pursuing his social media dreams, Raddisson gets a very influential visitor. Plus, The Yelling Man. With guest Darcie Wilder and music from Hot Knife. Featuring Matt Klinman Kat Toledo, Sam Koll, Rachel Kaly, Bob Walles &amp; Vin Forte.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Our most fucked up episode ever. The Warlords take over Ikechukwu Ufomadu's Christmas special and talk to guests Lloyd Kaufman, Catherine Cocoran, Daniel Kibblesmith, Luke Reich and music from Fits. With Ikechukwu Ufomadu, Annie Donley, Alec Lambert.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Characters from Amy Zimmer, Catherine Cohen, Amanda Xeller, Steve DeSiena, Jason Gore, Maya Sharma, Jess Lane, Kelsey Caine, Tommy Macnamara, Martin Urbano, Sean Newman, Anya Volz, Hallie Haas, Lena Einbinder, Colin Burgess, Lorelei Ramirez, Joe Rumrill &amp; more!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>We've decided to replace Mr. Jokes. But it's not a hasty decision, since we've found the perfect new candidate (Andrew Tisher). Steve Whalen competes to keep his moniker and his role on the show. Josh Gondelman and Seth Herzog serve as guest judges.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Tim Platt &amp; Mo Fry Pasic take over the show this week with a story about a couple staying in on Friday Night. Featuring Tessa Skara, Peter Mills-Weiss and Max Wittert.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Swingin' Bachelor With A Strict 7pm Bedtime (Joe Rumrill) is back, waaay past his bedtime. With Amanda Xeller, Dan Chamberlain, Branson Reese, with videos by Cole Escola and Doron Max Hagay.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Mary Houlihan returns to host her syndicated daytime talk show, Mary, with meme expert Tony Zaret and cat singer Sally Burtnick, plus Nick Naney, Wes Haney &amp; Bardia Salimi.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>When a street urchin (Bardia Salimi) vies for the love of a beautiful princess (Mitra Jouhari), he uses a genie's (Nick Naney) magic power to make himself off as a prince in order to marry her. Walt Disney (Andrew Tisher) segment directed and produced by Jess Lane.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The 16x World Champion, "Nature Boy" Ric Flair hosts the show with his #1 fan Conrad and his nurse (Thomas Fricilone) to welcome Mo Kheir, Karen Chee and music from Phil From Accounting. Plus, a video by Frog Boyz!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Anthony Daniels, the actor known only for playing C-3PO celebrates his career with young thespians at the Actor's Group. With music from Tough Age. Starring Brett Davis, Darren Mabee, Colin O'Brien, Kelly Cooper, Phil Meister, Steve Jeanty, Richie Alfson, Amanda Xeller.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Faded public access legend Edna Bismarck is the last-minute replacement for a missing host, and it goes to her head. She becomes infatuated with guest Nate Fernald, to the dismay of her helper Stroheim. Plus, Mrs. Lips (Lena Einbinder) and music from Long Neck!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Tyler returns, a decade after his appearance on MTV's Next to showcase the screenplay of his passion project, Assassin's Bluff. With Colin Burgess, Kyle Erf, Keaton Monger and guests Farah Brook, Fahreeha Khan and KPISS.FM's Sheri Barclay. With music from Sharkmuffin!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>EPISODE GUIDE 109 -126 - The Special Ep. 128: "Mid-2000s Indie Avengers" with Naomi Fry, Sailor Boyfriend &amp; more!</image:title>
      <image:caption>Thanos has brought his devastation to our planet. Since Earth's Mightiest Heroes have fallen, now it's up to our real heroes: the niche musicians from the mid-2000s that dominated Pitchfork and Coachella to stop him.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>A plucky gang of newsies take on the media establishment by spreadin' the news people wanna hear! Plus, a real newspaper man...Sopan Deb! And music from Diary!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Michael Kupperman joins our radical VCR-based game show along with his biggest fan (Steve DeSiena) and the opposing team of Cassie Grimaldi &amp; Rumplestiltskin (Scotty Nelson). With music from The Rock n' Roll Hi Fives!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The greatest event in American History has a reunion. With Brett Davis as Kid Rock, Darren Mabee as Fred Durst, Spike Einbinder as Wes Borland, Tynan DeLong as G. Love, Tallie Medel as Adam Duritz from Counting Crows, Mike Abrusci as Lars Ulrich from Metallica, Sally Burtnick as Jewel, Joey Dundale as Moby with hair, Drennen Quinn as Everlast, Tony Zaret as Bruce Hornsby, Andrew Tisher as Jamiroquai and the creature and Erica Getto as the cruise ship events coordinator. Music from Hnry Flwr!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>[To the tune of “Dreams”:] “Old men don’t look good in leather blazers!” Fleetwood Mac reunites on The Special to talk about home insurance, foolish newspaper headlines and yes, leather blazers. Plus guest Eve Peyser joins the band!</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The legendary Jean Grae is the special guest for a character that hasn't been seen in years...MC Steinberg. With guest host Tynan DeLong, Ikechukwu Ufomadu and music from Penthouse Boys.</image:caption>
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