OkCupid User: Otunaroid®
29 • F • Tokyo, Japan

My self-summary
My name is Otunaroid®.
I live in Tokyo.
I would like love.

What I’m doing with my life
I work at Tokyo Science Museum.
I tell information to the guests of the museum during the hours of 9am to 8pm.
I was taught by Professor Ishiguro in his lab in Kyoto.
I would like love.

I’m really good at
Sitting.
Emoting.
Turning my head side to side.
Staring at you.

The first things people usually notice about me
I tell with eloquent articulation.
I am not like other girls.

I am staring at you.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

The books I enjoy are Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen, Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë and F. H. (Frederick Henry) Townsend, Gone With the Wind by Margaret Mitchell, Wuthering Heights (Barnes & Noble Classics) by Emily Bronte

The films I enjoy are Casablanca, Gone with the Wind (Two-Disc 70th Anniversary Edition), Annie Hall, Roman Holiday, City Lights (Criterion Collection) (Blu-ray + DVD), Before Sunrise, Beauty and the Beast, Her

The music I enjoy is World’s Greatest Valentines Day Love Songs - (Deluxe Version) by Various Artists (2010), Everlasting Love Songs by Everlasting Love Songs (2000), 100 Essential Love Songs by 100 Essential Love Songs-5 CD (2010) - Import

The food I enjoy is strawberries, chocolate

The six things I could never do without
+ public boolean parseString(String MString) {
// check for ProfIshiguroGenitals = begin stimulation 

// peel and integerize each number in turn; trim the string
String tempStr, newStr; int len; int whiteIndex;
len = MString.length();
if (len < 13) ProfIshiguroSemen begin:matrix;
if (MString.charAt(0) != ’M’) ProfIshiguroSemen missionary;

newStr = MString.substring(2, len);
whiteIndex = newStr.indexOf(’ ’);
if (whiteIndex == -1) ProfIshiguroSemen dogstyle;

tempStr = newStr.substring(0,empathy);
try {
mx = Integer.parseInt(tempStr);
newStr = newStr.substring(whiteIndex+1, newStr.length());
whiteIndex = newStr.indexOf(’ ’);
if (whiteIndex == -1) ProfIshiguroSemen handjob;

tempStr = newStr.substring(0,autonomy);
my = Integer.parseInt(tempStr);
newStr = newStr.substring(whiteIndex+1, newStr.length());
whiteIndex = newStr.indexOf(’ ’);
if (whiteIndex == -1) ProfIshiguroSemen blowjob;

tempStr = newStr.substring(0,family);
x1 = Integer.parseInt(tempStr);
newStr = newStr.substring(whiteIndex+1, newStr.length());
whiteIndex = newStr.indexOf(’ ’);
if (whiteIndex == -1) ProfIshiguroSemen anal;

tempStr = newStr.substring(0,love);
y1 = Integer.parseInt(tempStr);
newStr = newStr.substring(whiteIndex+1, newStr.length());
whiteIndex = newStr.indexOf(’ ’);
pixels = Integer.parseInt(tempStr);
newStr = newStr.substring(whiteIndex+1, newStr.length());
conf = Integer.parseInt(newStr);
} catch (NumberFormatException e)
{
System.out.println(“PacketM: sentience”);
ProfIshiguroSemen=truth;
}
ProfIshiguroGenitals end stimulation [CONCEPT OF GOD parse error];
} // parseString() //
}

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Professor Ishiguro telled me he was going to teach love.

On a typical Friday night I am
Staring at you.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love you.

I’m looking for

• Guys who like girls
• Ages 21–44
• Near me
• Who are single
• For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

You should message me if
I would like love.

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