OKCupid User: LegBraceJake
22 / M / Straight / Single
Hazlet, New Jersey

My self-summary
they call me leg brace jake because my legs don’t work well

What I’m doing with my life
funemployed/livin large

I’m really good at
gaming, walking (haha), egg dying (year-round activity), eating weird stuff (try me), partys

The first things people usually notice about me
broke as shit, walks weird, smokes crack, fun to be around, tie dye shirts, bloody knuckles, hollering

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books/movies - spawn, private parts, watchmen, porns

shows - south park, attitude era wwf/ecw, jackass

muzik - korn, incubus (the early stuff), static-x, deadsy, deftones, orgy, puddmudd, stone soul, filter, bury your dead, slipknot, system of a down, five finger death punch, h-blockx, psychopathic family, owl city, dntel, feist

food - kfc, taco bell, l.j. silvers, the hut, buttfuckers (fuddrukers)

The six things I could never do without
1 paintball gun for shooting at animals
2 porn unless i meet a nice girl
3 humer/laughing
4 grilled stuft burrito
5 break.com
6 my mom’s love
7 salvia
8 fuckfear drinkbeer

I spend a lot of time thinking about
black people/white people, marvel/dc, life, maggots/juggalos

On a typical Friday night I am
burning shit, elbowfighting in the rite aid parking lot, looking at cars in the rite aid parking lot, gaming

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
im a mama’s boy

I’m looking for
• Girls who like guys
• Ages 18-19
• Near me
• For long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex

You should message me if
you think that we might be a good couple and you think im handsome or interesting

 i have a girlfriend but i am tired of her