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OKCupid User:  LegBraceJake   22 / M / Straight / Single  Hazlet, New Jersey 
  My self-summary   they call me leg brace jake because my legs don’t work well 
  What I’m doing with my life   funemployed/livin large 
  I’m really good at   gaming, walking (haha), egg dying (year-round activity), eating weird stuff (try me), partys 
  The first things people usually notice about me   broke as shit, walks weird, smokes crack, fun to be around, tie dye shirts, bloody knuckles, hollering 
  Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food   books/movies - spawn, private parts, watchmen, porns 
 shows - south park, attitude era wwf/ecw, jackass 
 muzik - korn, incubus (the early stuff), static-x, deadsy, deftones, orgy, puddmudd, stone soul, filter, bury your dead, slipknot, system of a down, five finger death punch, h-blockx, psychopathic family, owl city, dntel, feist 
 food - kfc, taco bell, l.j. silvers, the hut, buttfuckers (fuddrukers) 
  The six things I could never do without   1 paintball gun for shooting at animals 2 porn unless i meet a nice girl 3 humer/laughing 4 grilled stuft burrito 5 break.com 6 my mom’s love 7 salvia 8 fuckfear drinkbeer 
  I spend a lot of time thinking about   black people/white people, marvel/dc, life, maggots/juggalos 
  On a typical Friday night I am   burning shit, elbowfighting in the rite aid parking lot, looking at cars in the rite aid parking lot, gaming 
  The most private thing I’m willing to admit   im a mama’s boy 
  I’m looking for   • Girls who like guys • Ages 18-19 • Near me • For long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex 
  You should message me if   you think that we might be a good couple and you think im handsome or interesting 
   
  i have a girlfriend but i am tired of her

OKCupid User: LegBraceJake
22 / M / Straight / Single
Hazlet, New Jersey

My self-summary
they call me leg brace jake because my legs don’t work well

What I’m doing with my life
funemployed/livin large

I’m really good at
gaming, walking (haha), egg dying (year-round activity), eating weird stuff (try me), partys

The first things people usually notice about me
broke as shit, walks weird, smokes crack, fun to be around, tie dye shirts, bloody knuckles, hollering

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books/movies - spawn, private parts, watchmen, porns

shows - south park, attitude era wwf/ecw, jackass

muzik - korn, incubus (the early stuff), static-x, deadsy, deftones, orgy, puddmudd, stone soul, filter, bury your dead, slipknot, system of a down, five finger death punch, h-blockx, psychopathic family, owl city, dntel, feist

food - kfc, taco bell, l.j. silvers, the hut, buttfuckers (fuddrukers)

The six things I could never do without
1 paintball gun for shooting at animals
2 porn unless i meet a nice girl
3 humer/laughing
4 grilled stuft burrito
5 break.com
6 my mom’s love
7 salvia
8 fuckfear drinkbeer

I spend a lot of time thinking about
black people/white people, marvel/dc, life, maggots/juggalos

On a typical Friday night I am
burning shit, elbowfighting in the rite aid parking lot, looking at cars in the rite aid parking lot, gaming

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
im a mama’s boy

I’m looking for
• Girls who like guys
• Ages 18-19
• Near me
• For long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex

You should message me if
you think that we might be a good couple and you think im handsome or interesting

 i have a girlfriend but i am tired of her

OKCupid User:  Bout-De-Souffle   29 / M / Straight / Single  East Hampton, New York 
  My self-summary   I’m a witty iconoclast, wise, yet young at heart. I like to take advantage of any opportunity that comes my way, as life is too short to say ‘no’. Despite my initial reservations about online dating, I am now really enjoying getting to know people that I might have never encountered if I hadn’t joined this site. 
  What I’m doing with my life   I’ve just returned from a jaunt down the west coast, to take in the sights, do a little wine-tasting, and revitalize my spirit. I make my money freelancing for a graphic design firm, but my real passion is painting. My first public studio exhibition is coming up in September at a gallery in Chelsea, so I’ve been keeping busy, to say the least. 
  I’m really good at   I don’t like to brag, but I have been told I’m an excellent dancer. I studied musical theatre as a child, and while I eventually realized that it wasn’t right for me, I did pick up a few things. 
  The first things people usually notice about me   I’m a sartorialist. I take chances and keep up with trends, but I like to stay classic. JFK is my personal style icon. My main indulgences are bespoke suits, and my extensive vintage watch collection. My principal calls me the youngest Brooks Brother. 
  Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food   Some of the books on my antique bookshelf include The Naked & The Dead, Ulysses, Catcher in the Rye, Howl, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, On The Road, War & Peace, Crime & Punishment, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, Kafka On The Shore, Post Office, As I Lay Dying, The Perennial Philosophy, In Cold Blood, Audobon Field Guide to North American Birds- Eastern and Western Regions, Goosebumps and anything Burroughs. 
 I don’t watch much television, but I am a cinephile. Here’s an abridged list of my favorite films: The Bicycle Thief, The 400 Blows, The Godfather (1 & 2), Au Hasard Balthasar, Waking Life, Husbands & Wives, The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie, Citizen Kane, Jules et Jim, La Dolce Vita, Spy Kids, Lawrence of Arabia, Au Revoir les Enfants, The Seventh Seal, Umberto D, The Third Man, Dr. Strangelove, 81/2, Blow-Up, and yes, Breathless. 
 Music…where to begin? Miles Davis, The Velvet Underground, Nina Simone, Elvis Costello, The Beatles, Phillip Glass, Simon & Garfunkel, Ray Charles, Brian Eno, John Coltrane, Bob Dylan, Antonio Carlos Jobim, Billie Holiday, Dan Zanes, Otis Redding, The White Stripes, Ellis Marsalis, Astrud Gilberto, and Talking Heads. 
 As a one-time freelance writer, I briefly worked as an “Eats” correspondent for Esquire.com. In leiu of my favorite foods, here are my three favorite dishes and where one could find them: uni-and-crab rigate (Jonathan Benno’s Lincoln), bacalao with cod roe and microplaned black truffle (Brooklyn Fare), and tarte flambée (Grüner). 
  The six things I could never do without   1. Listán Blanco, my current favorite wine from the Canary Islands 2. “Sitting on the Dock of the Bay” by Otis Redding 3. Ray-Ban Wayfarers (timeless) 4. Empty canvases (I’m a perfectionist, sometimes to a fault) 5. No. 2 Pencil (for those insulting standardized tests) 6. Peppermint Altoids, because you never know when you might need them… 
  I spend a lot of time thinking about   The architectural design of Jean Nouvel, modern art, NYC 1977, middle school 
  On a typical Friday night I am   Working in my studio, trying out a new restaurant, taking advantage of a vibrant music scene, or sitting back and watching a good movie (lately I’ve been watching the classic noirs, the films of Chabrol, and the occasional Pixar cartoon.) 
  The most private thing I’m willing to admit   I am 14 years old. 
  You should message me if   That last part isn’t a dealbreaker. If you can get past that, I have a lot to offer.

OKCupid User: Bout-De-Souffle
29 / M / Straight / Single
East Hampton, New York

My self-summary
I’m a witty iconoclast, wise, yet young at heart. I like to take advantage of any opportunity that comes my way, as life is too short to say ‘no’. Despite my initial reservations about online dating, I am now really enjoying getting to know people that I might have never encountered if I hadn’t joined this site.

What I’m doing with my life
I’ve just returned from a jaunt down the west coast, to take in the sights, do a little wine-tasting, and revitalize my spirit. I make my money freelancing for a graphic design firm, but my real passion is painting. My first public studio exhibition is coming up in September at a gallery in Chelsea, so I’ve been keeping busy, to say the least.

I’m really good at
I don’t like to brag, but I have been told I’m an excellent dancer. I studied musical theatre as a child, and while I eventually realized that it wasn’t right for me, I did pick up a few things.

The first things people usually notice about me
I’m a sartorialist. I take chances and keep up with trends, but I like to stay classic. JFK is my personal style icon. My main indulgences are bespoke suits, and my extensive vintage watch collection. My principal calls me the youngest Brooks Brother.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Some of the books on my antique bookshelf include The Naked & The Dead, Ulysses, Catcher in the Rye, Howl, A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, On The Road, War & Peace, Crime & Punishment, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, Kafka On The Shore, Post Office, As I Lay Dying, The Perennial Philosophy, In Cold Blood, Audobon Field Guide to North American Birds- Eastern and Western Regions, Goosebumps and anything Burroughs.

I don’t watch much television, but I am a cinephile. Here’s an abridged list of my favorite films: The Bicycle Thief, The 400 Blows, The Godfather (1 & 2), Au Hasard Balthasar, Waking Life, Husbands & Wives, The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie, Citizen Kane, Jules et Jim, La Dolce Vita, Spy Kids, Lawrence of Arabia, Au Revoir les Enfants, The Seventh Seal, Umberto D, The Third Man, Dr. Strangelove, 81/2, Blow-Up, and yes, Breathless.

Music…where to begin? Miles Davis, The Velvet Underground, Nina Simone, Elvis Costello, The Beatles, Phillip Glass, Simon & Garfunkel, Ray Charles, Brian Eno, John Coltrane, Bob Dylan, Antonio Carlos Jobim, Billie Holiday, Dan Zanes, Otis Redding, The White Stripes, Ellis Marsalis, Astrud Gilberto, and Talking Heads.

As a one-time freelance writer, I briefly worked as an “Eats” correspondent for Esquire.com. In leiu of my favorite foods, here are my three favorite dishes and where one could find them: uni-and-crab rigate (Jonathan Benno’s Lincoln), bacalao with cod roe and microplaned black truffle (Brooklyn Fare), and tarte flambée (Grüner).

The six things I could never do without
1. Listán Blanco, my current favorite wine from the Canary Islands
2. “Sitting on the Dock of the Bay” by Otis Redding
3. Ray-Ban Wayfarers (timeless)
4. Empty canvases (I’m a perfectionist, sometimes to a fault)
5. No. 2 Pencil (for those insulting standardized tests)
6. Peppermint Altoids, because you never know when you might need them…

I spend a lot of time thinking about
The architectural design of Jean Nouvel, modern art, NYC 1977, middle school

On a typical Friday night I am
Working in my studio, trying out a new restaurant, taking advantage of a vibrant music scene, or sitting back and watching a good movie (lately I’ve been watching the classic noirs, the films of Chabrol, and the occasional Pixar cartoon.)

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am 14 years old.

You should message me if
That last part isn’t a dealbreaker. If you can get past that, I have a lot to offer.

OKCupid User:  I_GOT_YR_SEX   25 / M / Straight / Single  New York, New York 
  My self-summary   IM YOUNG AND SEXY-DEAL WIT IT 
  What I’m doing with my life   I WORK FOR MY MOMS 
  I’m really good at   GIVIN THA DICK 
  The first things people usually notice about me   ONE OF MY FOOTS IS REAL BIG, THE OTHER LOOKS SMALL BUT ITS JUST NORMAL SIZE 
  Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food   MAGAZINES FAST5 ENTORAGE PEACHES N CREAM 
  The six things I could never do without   FRANZIA CANDLES BED/PILLOS I CANT DO IT WITOUT YOU BABYGIRL ;| 
  I spend a lot of time thinking about   GETTIN MY SEX ON WIT RIANNA (NOT THE SINGER, A GIRL WHO WORK AT MACYS-SUP GIRL) 
  On a typical Friday night I am   I EITHER AT THE CLUB GETTIN MY GRIND ON OR I STAY HOME, SMOKE A LITTLE L & EAT ENGLISH MUFFINS CUZ SOMETIMES I NEEDS MY ‘ME TIME’-YA HERD? 
  The most private thing I’m willing to admit   I GOTS THE HERP 
  I’m looking for   • Girls who like guys • Ages 18-27 • Near me Who are single • For new friends 
  You should message me if   I WORK FOR MY MOMS

OKCupid User: I_GOT_YR_SEX
25 / M / Straight / Single
New York, New York

My self-summary
IM YOUNG AND SEXY-DEAL WIT IT

What I’m doing with my life
I WORK FOR MY MOMS

I’m really good at
GIVIN THA DICK

The first things people usually notice about me
ONE OF MY FOOTS IS REAL BIG, THE OTHER LOOKS SMALL BUT ITS JUST NORMAL SIZE

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
MAGAZINES
FAST5
ENTORAGE
PEACHES N CREAM

The six things I could never do without
FRANZIA
CANDLES
BED/PILLOS
I CANT DO IT WITOUT YOU BABYGIRL ;|

I spend a lot of time thinking about
GETTIN MY SEX ON WIT RIANNA (NOT THE SINGER, A GIRL WHO WORK AT MACYS-SUP GIRL)

On a typical Friday night I am
I EITHER AT THE CLUB GETTIN MY GRIND ON OR I STAY HOME, SMOKE A LITTLE L & EAT ENGLISH MUFFINS CUZ SOMETIMES I NEEDS MY ‘ME TIME’-YA HERD?

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I GOTS THE HERP

I’m looking for
• Girls who like guys
• Ages 18-27
• Near me
Who are single
• For new friends

You should message me if
I WORK FOR MY MOMS

OKCupid User:  FreshieFreshie    27 / M / Straight / Single  Sparta, New Jersey 
  My self-summary   I’m a self employed HERBivore looking to just kick back with some dank nugz and a cute chick to talk about shit with. 
  What I’m doing with my life   Shit, you could ask my Dad and he’d say ‘a whole lotta nothing,’ but that old bastard don’t know shit about shit. My real family consists of the folks on my commune, who take care of each other and don’t judge people. 
  I’m really good at   Ultimate frisbee, making jeans out of hemp, taking care of my brothers and sisters, jam sessions, drawing robots. 
  The first things people usually notice about me   I smell like shit. I hate taking showers, and I hate smelling like chemicals. Big effin deal. I also got the corn cobs on my head. 
  Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food   Primus, Les Claypool’s Flying Frog Brigade, Umphrey’s McGee, Amon Tobin, Soulive, North Mississippi Allstars, Mofro, The Big Wu, Widespread Panic, Gov’t Mule, Keller Williams Incident, Karl Denson’s Tiny Universe, Phil Lesh and Friends, Acoustic Syndicate, Donna the Buffalo, The String Cheese Incident, moe., Disco Biscuits, 4 Fried Chickens & A Coke, Big Wu, Bob Schneider, Bockman’s Euphio, BR549, Derek Trucks Band, Exit Clov, Hillstomp, Jackie Greene, Jake Shimabukuro, Koncept, Lotus, Lubriphonic, Lucero, Maxx, Mama’s Cookin’, The Del McCoury Band, O.A.R., Chris Duarte, Dewayn Brothers, Dirty Dozen Brass Band, Green Lemon, Groovatron, Donna the Buffalo, Perpetual Groove, Pnuma Trio, The Reverend Peyton’s Big Damn Band, Ric Roberts, Rob Lee, Samantha Stollenwerk, Todd Snider, Electric Soul Method, Fire Built 500’s, Hot Buttered Rum String Band, Backyard Tire Fire, The Balance, Ben Fuller, Benevento-Russo Duo, Bernie Worrell and the Woo Warriors, Big Metal Rooster, Big Thumb, Bob Schneider, Cat Empire, Chicago Afrobeat Project, Chris Berry & Panjea, Clandestine, Cracker, Deep Fried Pickle Project, Lila, My Friend Mike, Mutaytor, New Monsoon, Oteil & Peacemakers, Railroad Earth, Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers, Bonobos Convergence, Brothers Past, Trampled by Turtles, Virginia Coalition, Will Hoge and Woodbox Gang, My Morning Jacket, Buckethead, Cross Canadian Ragweed, Del Castillo, Delta Nove, Drive-By Truckers, 7 Walkers, Hello Superworld, Hot Buttered Rum String Band, Indigenous, Jennifer Hartswick Band, Moonshine Still, Motion for Alliance, My-Tea Kind, Never Perfect Intentions, The New Congress, New Monsoon, Order of Chaos, Oteil & The Peacemakers, Outformation, Perpetual Groove, Pnuma Trio & Friends, Los Lonely Boys, Lost Trailers, Mission 19, Mountain of Venus, Robert Bradley’s Blackwater Surprise, The Samples, New Monsoon, Particle, Pnuma, Risky Shift Phenomenon, Robert Bradley, Rose Hill Drive, Split Lip Rayfield, Arthur Dodge, Benevento-Russo Duo, 56 Hope Road, Animal Liberation Orchestra, Arthur Dodge & the Horsefeathers, Backyard Tire Fire, Big Metal Rooster, Bockman, Carbon Leaf, Chubby Carrier, Deep Fried Pickle Project, Eckobase, Floodplane, Green Lemon, Groovelight, Hairy Apes BMX, Alabaster Brown, Mindy Smith, Mickey Hart Band, Ari Hest, Big Head Todd & The Monsters, The Helping Phriendly Band, Jeff and Vida, Jervis Jort, Lotus, Big Metal Rooster, Madahoochi, Matisyahu, Moonshine Still, Mountain of Venus, Arkamo Ranger Moore-Healey Cindy Woolf Mark Blilyeu Band, Brother Bagman, Ekoostik Hookah, Moonshine Still, The Schwag, Steve Poltz, Tea Leaf Green, Colonel Claypool’s Bucket of Bernie Brains, Trey Anastasio, Jon Cleary & the Absolute Monster Gentlemen, Cyro Baptista’s Beat the Donkey, G. Love & Special Sauce, Drive-By Truckers, Toots and the Maytals, Slightly Stoopid, Leftover Salmon, Cake, Grateful Dead, Monte Montgomery, Motet, Particle, Pomeroy, Robert Bradley’s Blackwater Surprise, Robert Walter’s 20th Congress, Shanti Groove, Signal Path, Phish, Madonna 
  The six things I could never do without   My man Father Cyrill says all we need in life is inner peace, unity, and love. Although, I’d be really jonesing if I didn’t have that 'special blend’ he passes out to us. Shit makes me float. 
  I spend a lot of time thinking about       
  On a typical Friday night I am   Playing with my band Weed Smoke We at the weekly party on the commune. We light up, jam, and listen to Father Cyrill’s awesome stories. 
  The most private thing I’m willing to admit   While the community I reside in isn’t a cult, we do have cult-like aspects. For example, when the time is right, I will be commiting ritualistic suicide to ascend to a higher plane of existence, but there’s no funny business going on, trust me. I wouldn’t trust my money with a crook. 
  I’m looking for   • Girls who like guys • Ages 20-32 • Near me Who are single • For new friends 
  You should message me if   You’re chill and shit. I want to find someone to spend my remaining time in this reality with. If you are open-minded, you will join me on my journey. If what Father Cyrill says is true, our love will exceed the boundaries of our visible world and extend into the next. 
 The last girl I loved, Alyssa, died for this cause, and she will be a part of our new existence as well. You must be willing to accept that our loves can co-exist in an alternate state of being or else you will pay the ultimate price…just like she did.

OKCupid User: FreshieFreshie
27 / M / Straight / Single
Sparta, New Jersey

My self-summary
I’m a self employed HERBivore looking to just kick back with some dank nugz and a cute chick to talk about shit with.

What I’m doing with my life
Shit, you could ask my Dad and he’d say ‘a whole lotta nothing,’ but that old bastard don’t know shit about shit. My real family consists of the folks on my commune, who take care of each other and don’t judge people.

I’m really good at
Ultimate frisbee, making jeans out of hemp, taking care of my brothers and sisters, jam sessions, drawing robots.

The first things people usually notice about me
I smell like shit. I hate taking showers, and I hate smelling like chemicals. Big effin deal. I also got the corn cobs on my head.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Primus, Les Claypool’s Flying Frog Brigade, Umphrey’s McGee, Amon Tobin, Soulive, North Mississippi Allstars, Mofro, The Big Wu, Widespread Panic, Gov’t Mule, Keller Williams Incident, Karl Denson’s Tiny Universe, Phil Lesh and Friends, Acoustic Syndicate, Donna the Buffalo, The String Cheese Incident, moe., Disco Biscuits, 4 Fried Chickens & A Coke, Big Wu, Bob Schneider, Bockman’s Euphio, BR549, Derek Trucks Band, Exit Clov, Hillstomp, Jackie Greene, Jake Shimabukuro, Koncept, Lotus, Lubriphonic, Lucero, Maxx, Mama’s Cookin’, The Del McCoury Band, O.A.R., Chris Duarte, Dewayn Brothers, Dirty Dozen Brass Band, Green Lemon, Groovatron, Donna the Buffalo, Perpetual Groove, Pnuma Trio, The Reverend Peyton’s Big Damn Band, Ric Roberts, Rob Lee, Samantha Stollenwerk, Todd Snider, Electric Soul Method, Fire Built 500’s, Hot Buttered Rum String Band, Backyard Tire Fire, The Balance, Ben Fuller, Benevento-Russo Duo, Bernie Worrell and the Woo Warriors, Big Metal Rooster, Big Thumb, Bob Schneider, Cat Empire, Chicago Afrobeat Project, Chris Berry & Panjea, Clandestine, Cracker, Deep Fried Pickle Project, Lila, My Friend Mike, Mutaytor, New Monsoon, Oteil & Peacemakers, Railroad Earth, Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers, Bonobos Convergence, Brothers Past, Trampled by Turtles, Virginia Coalition, Will Hoge and Woodbox Gang, My Morning Jacket, Buckethead, Cross Canadian Ragweed, Del Castillo, Delta Nove, Drive-By Truckers, 7 Walkers, Hello Superworld, Hot Buttered Rum String Band, Indigenous, Jennifer Hartswick Band, Moonshine Still, Motion for Alliance, My-Tea Kind, Never Perfect Intentions, The New Congress, New Monsoon, Order of Chaos, Oteil & The Peacemakers, Outformation, Perpetual Groove, Pnuma Trio & Friends, Los Lonely Boys, Lost Trailers, Mission 19, Mountain of Venus, Robert Bradley’s Blackwater Surprise, The Samples, New Monsoon, Particle, Pnuma, Risky Shift Phenomenon, Robert Bradley, Rose Hill Drive, Split Lip Rayfield, Arthur Dodge, Benevento-Russo Duo, 56 Hope Road, Animal Liberation Orchestra, Arthur Dodge & the Horsefeathers, Backyard Tire Fire, Big Metal Rooster, Bockman, Carbon Leaf, Chubby Carrier, Deep Fried Pickle Project, Eckobase, Floodplane, Green Lemon, Groovelight, Hairy Apes BMX, Alabaster Brown, Mindy Smith, Mickey Hart Band, Ari Hest, Big Head Todd & The Monsters, The Helping Phriendly Band, Jeff and Vida, Jervis Jort, Lotus, Big Metal Rooster, Madahoochi, Matisyahu, Moonshine Still, Mountain of Venus, Arkamo Ranger Moore-Healey Cindy Woolf Mark Blilyeu Band, Brother Bagman, Ekoostik Hookah, Moonshine Still, The Schwag, Steve Poltz, Tea Leaf Green, Colonel Claypool’s Bucket of Bernie Brains, Trey Anastasio, Jon Cleary & the Absolute Monster Gentlemen, Cyro Baptista’s Beat the Donkey, G. Love & Special Sauce, Drive-By Truckers, Toots and the Maytals, Slightly Stoopid, Leftover Salmon, Cake, Grateful Dead, Monte Montgomery, Motet, Particle, Pomeroy, Robert Bradley’s Blackwater Surprise, Robert Walter’s 20th Congress, Shanti Groove, Signal Path, Phish, Madonna

The six things I could never do without
My man Father Cyrill says all we need in life is inner peace, unity, and love. Although, I’d be really jonesing if I didn’t have that 'special blend’ he passes out to us. Shit makes me float.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

On a typical Friday night I am
Playing with my band Weed Smoke We at the weekly party on the commune. We light up, jam, and listen to Father Cyrill’s awesome stories.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
While the community I reside in isn’t a cult, we do have cult-like aspects. For example, when the time is right, I will be commiting ritualistic suicide to ascend to a higher plane of existence, but there’s no funny business going on, trust me. I wouldn’t trust my money with a crook.

I’m looking for
• Girls who like guys
• Ages 20-32
• Near me
Who are single
• For new friends

You should message me if
You’re chill and shit. I want to find someone to spend my remaining time in this reality with. If you are open-minded, you will join me on my journey. If what Father Cyrill says is true, our love will exceed the boundaries of our visible world and extend into the next.

The last girl I loved, Alyssa, died for this cause, and she will be a part of our new existence as well. You must be willing to accept that our loves can co-exist in an alternate state of being or else you will pay the ultimate price…just like she did.

OK Cupid User:  Shem4Short   22 / M / Straight / Single  North Brunswick, New Jersey 
  My self-summary   Hey ladies! The name’s Shem. I’m an expat from Montreal…go Canadiens! I’m currently living in New Jersey taking care of business and looking to meet some new people. 
  What I’m doing with my life   Well, I’m currently working random jobs during the day, taking adult ed classes at night. Some of these jobs include light landscaping, grocery shopping for an elderly neighbor, and I have also participated in numerous medical, food and cosmetic studies. Also, I am FINALLY very close to getting my GED. Things are looking up for Shem! 
  I’m really good at   Well, I’ve been told that in the face of adversity, I always play by the rules, and tow the line. I’m a great listener, and I keep my opinions to myself. I make great use of rec time, making the best of every moment. 
  The first things people usually notice about me   I have really expressive eyes. People can usually tell what I’m thinking just by looking at my eyes! I also have a bit of a belly. 
  Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food   Well, my favorite books include The Da Vinci Code, Don’t Sweat The Small Stuff, The Far Side by Gary Larson. 
 My favorite movies are Crash, Avatar, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Back to the Future, Ocean’s 11/12. 
 I love karaoke, all types. 
 My favorite foods are hamburgers, cheeseburgers, pasta, french fries, fruits, veggies and some ethnic foods. 
 Television shows aren’t a category but I watch a lot of TV. I really love Hockey Night, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, Xena: Warrior Princess, Family Guy, The Cleveland Show, American Dad, I Love Lucy, Prison Break, Oz, and Dragnet (classic!) 
  The six things I could never do without   1. ACER notebook computer 2. A deck of cards 3. Shopping list 4. Pen 5. A second chance 6. ??? 
  I spend a lot of time thinking about   Old friends and family members I have not kept in touch with. 
  On a typical Friday night I am   Doing an odd job or sleeping in my comfortable bed. 
  The most private thing I’m willing to admit   Well, I’ll be honest, I was recently paroled. I still have trouble managing my anger from time to time and its hard to meet ladies with a court ordered 8 pm curfew, but I’m doing the best i can to put my life back together. 
  I’m looking for   • Girls who like guys • Ages 18-26 • Near me Who are single • For new friends 
  You should message me if   Well, I’m Shem, take it or leave it!

OK Cupid User: Shem4Short
22 / M / Straight / Single
North Brunswick, New Jersey

My self-summary
Hey ladies! The name’s Shem. I’m an expat from Montreal…go Canadiens! I’m currently living in New Jersey taking care of business and looking to meet some new people.

What I’m doing with my life
Well, I’m currently working random jobs during the day, taking adult ed classes at night. Some of these jobs include light landscaping, grocery shopping for an elderly neighbor, and I have also participated in numerous medical, food and cosmetic studies. Also, I am FINALLY very close to getting my GED. Things are looking up for Shem!

I’m really good at
Well, I’ve been told that in the face of adversity, I always play by the rules, and tow the line. I’m a great listener, and I keep my opinions to myself. I make great use of rec time, making the best of every moment.

The first things people usually notice about me
I have really expressive eyes. People can usually tell what I’m thinking just by looking at my eyes! I also have a bit of a belly.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Well, my favorite books include The Da Vinci Code, Don’t Sweat The Small Stuff, The Far Side by Gary Larson.

My favorite movies are Crash, Avatar, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Back to the Future, Ocean’s 11/12.

I love karaoke, all types.

My favorite foods are hamburgers, cheeseburgers, pasta, french fries, fruits, veggies and some ethnic foods.

Television shows aren’t a category but I watch a lot of TV. I really love Hockey Night, Hercules: The Legendary Journeys, Xena: Warrior Princess, Family Guy, The Cleveland Show, American Dad, I Love Lucy, Prison Break, Oz, and Dragnet (classic!)

The six things I could never do without
1. ACER notebook computer
2. A deck of cards
3. Shopping list
4. Pen
5. A second chance
6. ???

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Old friends and family members I have not kept in touch with.

On a typical Friday night I am
Doing an odd job or sleeping in my comfortable bed.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Well, I’ll be honest, I was recently paroled. I still have trouble managing my anger from time to time and its hard to meet ladies with a court ordered 8 pm curfew, but I’m doing the best i can to put my life back together.

I’m looking for
• Girls who like guys
• Ages 18-26
• Near me
Who are single
• For new friends

You should message me if
Well, I’m Shem, take it or leave it!